Do You Smell That?

Sweety is the man! I got home tonight and he had a lovely Mother's Day card out for me and a poorly wrapped present. I thought the present was a block of cheese (really, i love cheese!) but it was a bottle of the perfume that was unjustly sniped away from me the other night! I smell so good right now that I'd fuck myself if I didn't have to exert so much effort.

The other night I went on a little online spree and I also have a couple of other bottles of perfume that I really like on the way. Some Mackie and Gaultier. I like to smell good and it's even better when I can get it for much less than retail price!

Oh, Sweety is going to bed. I must go properly thank him for the gift.

I hope you all had a Happy Mother's Day!


Regal said...

Sweety's a good guy.
I had a nice day too.

Prom / Party - I just wanted to be realistic. I figured there would be drinking at the party - the other kids are older than them - I just didn't want anyone drinking and then driving them home so I set my alarm on my phone to wake me at 2 a.m. to pick them up. They looked cleared eyed and were already calling to come home because they were tired.

Have a great day!

Rich | Championable said...

"I smell so good right now that I'd..."

Dude. That was hilarious.

bekah said...

Was he the one who sniped it from you in the first place?!?

Joey Polanski said...

How great did you smell aftr you cut th cheese?

patti_cake said...

Awww yay for Sweety! It's great that you were surprised like that! I'd give anything to have a big birthday and mothers day just once but he did do good at Easter *sigh*

Sassy said...

Hahaha @ fuck myself comment. Dontcha just love surprises? Well some surprises are good and some are, well not so good. But this one was definately good! Happy Mother's day!

Midwestern City Boy said...

Way to go Sweety. I'm glad that you had such a wonderful Mothers Day. I hope that Sweety was properly thanked.

Sara Sue said...

Hey Mama ... are you guys still going to Reno in a week? If so ... how 'bout I meet you guys for a drink somewhere? I've got family in Reno and since I'm not working ... huh?

Amy said...

Happy (belated) Mother's Day, Chickie!!! Hope you had a kick ass weekend!!!

BTW, I tagged you!

Chickie said...

Regal - I'm glad that you had a good day too. I think it totally sucks when a holiday is bad.

Rich Championable - Oddly enough, Sweety didn't think it was funny when he heard me say it to myself.

Bekah - Are you kidding? Sweety is not eBay literate.

Joey Polanski - Great even after that. This perfume is some good stuff.

Sassy - This was definitely a good surprise to have!

Midwestern City Boy - Ah, I have yet to properly thank Sweety. We've had a lot going on. I'm going to make up for it though!

Sara Sue - Oh yes! Email forthcoming!

Amy - Good, I need a tag. It'll give me something to write about!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL...I laughed out loud at your first line...especially the "...if it weren't so much trouble..." Part! You are too much, my dear...And that's why I love you! Do you go to SCENTIMENTS.COM? That's the online discount perfume place I use cause it seemed like it was the BEST Bargains....But if you have some suggestions of other places, please do tell me! That is the only way I am able to buy my perfume needs nowadays...So I am always looking for The Best price...!

The Phosgene Kid said...

I am not a big fan of perfume, If I wanted to smell like something I wouldn't expend all that effort bathing.

Chickie said...

Lady of the Hills - I'll check out Scentiments. I looked at online places but was afraid of getting ripped off but if you use the place then I'll feel safe giving it a try!

The Phosgene Kid - I don't always do perfume but it is a nice up-close surprise sometimes.