5/29/07

Pukefest 2007!

Only 3.5 hours into the 2007 run and I can see that this year will whip last year's ass!

Right after they went to bed, LittleBrother woke with stomach rumblings and decided to take a shower. While in there, he yakked enough to clog the drain. Then BigBrother woke up by yakking a large quantity of something (lung bits? spleen?) in his bed. Both boys have had 2 showers each tonight and there is no hot water at the moment. Yay.

I will be home with 2 exploding children tomorrow. Yay.

Please, sweet baby Jesus who has never vomited a day in his life on his golden robes, take this AWAY!

In between vomit sessions, the boys mentioned that their mother has been sick and puking too. A courtesy call to let us know that the Plague was on its way to our house would have been kind. We could have purchased appropriate attire for the festivities.

She did call and leave Sweety a message earlier today asking if BB could come and babysit for her on Wednesday night so she can get her hair done though. Oh, and she also called BB's phone at 10:30 p.m. because she didn't know how to run her cable box and thought that he could help her. Doesn't she know they have, oh, I dunno...bedtimes? Sweety answered the phone and let her know that they were already asleep and he told her that it was pretty self explanatory to fix the cable - just follow the directions that show up on the t.v. screen. He's calling her back tomorrow to tell her that BB won't be babysitting for her on Wednesday.

I'm gonna see if we have any hot water yet. Then I'm going to sniff some bleach to get the vomit odor out of my nose.

13 comments:

Erin M said...

oh gah!

I'm so so sorry

Pukefest paid us a visit already this year. I would say we should meet for a drink but you can keep your vomit germs please.

I hope you and sweetie escape unscathed.. but if it is like our last puke fest, it might take at least 1 of you down.

Anonymous said...

Yuck...

All I got to say is "Better you than me".

I'm a freakin' germaphobe. I can't get anywhere near the vicinity of puke infected areas..

Cissy Strutt said...

Your post is so vivid, I need to go and have a shower now.

Regal said...

"Yuck", (and then laughs involuntarily), and then "Ugh", and then LOL. You are one funny beotch girl.

The Phosgene Kid said...

All right, chain puking. I remember when I was in elementary school, one kid would yak and start the chain reaction until we reached hurl critical mass. They just don't make enough bleach for that...

Mike said...

There is nothing worse than kid vomit. Nothing. I hope they start feeling better.

OldLady Of The Hills said...

How horrid, my dear Chickie...It sounds like The Intestinal Bug From Hell....And Missy Ex is a carrier! I hope they get over it quickly and pray you and Sweety don't get whatever it is...UGH!

Malnurtured Snay said...

Oh, ewwwwwwww.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Happy Hurl Thursday, Chickie!!

Rich | Championable said...

Yeesh. Been there. So sorry.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hope you haven't been overcome by the bleach fumes!!

Anonymous said...

I notice it's been a few days since you last spoke with us. I hope that means you're out somewhere having a fabu time, and not that you've been brought into the puke-circle.

Hope things clear up soon.

Sara Sue said...

Chickie Baby ... you ok? Starting to worry ovah heahhh ...