6/19/07

Hypothetically...

Let's say that for years you'd been wanting to rub baby ducks across your butt. Just to see if you'd like it. And you need a friend to do this with you because ducks are mean and you need help catching them.

So you and your friend go catch some ducks and get to butt rubbing. It was an okay experience so you get together and do it again a few weeks later. You decide that you've maybe had enough of this activity and would rather not do it again.

But your friend wants to keep catching ducks and wants you to play too. How is a nice way to say that you'd rather not partake in the activity that you introduced your friend to?

11 comments:

Osbasso said...

Ummmm....that's just weird...

Tell them that the thrill is gone? Tell them you're more interested in kittens?

Anonymous said...

It's best to be honest and say it's really not your cup of tea. You did it, you got it out of your system and now you're done. Suggest that he find someone else to partake of the duck butt rubbing with him.

Regal said...

I love you twisted mind :)

BO Snagley said...

tell him you want to see how burlap toilet paper would feel and then move to Barbados while he is off finding some.

Anonymous said...

Tell him that you've converted to another religion that doesn't see duck butt rubbin' as a staple to your newfound religious living.

Monogram Queen said...

You simply say you don't want to do it anymore and move on. Be firm.

Sara Sue said...

Umm ... I'd just like to know why everyone assumes your butt rubbing assistant is a man??

Amy said...

*in my Desi Arnez Voice* Chiiiiiickiiiiiie what have you done now?

Rich | Championable said...

Am I still sleeping?

Cissy Strutt said...

oh Chickie you are so beautifully transparent.

Ginamonster said...

tsk tsk, Chickie. I'm all for changing your mind and saying you don't want to do it anymore. You're allowed, you're a woman.