As vacation time nears, the more antsy I get about it. It'll be so nice to not really have much of anything to do for 2 weeks. For the first week, we'll all be in Oklahoma and Texas and then Sweety and the boys go home and I'll stay for a week in Texas to visit my friends. I. Can't. Wait.
Stinky Dog is one weird animal. I'll feed her in the morning when I go to work and sometimes the whole bowl of food is still there when I get home. We have a ritual (I call it "playing church") that we do before she eats the food that's been sitting out all day. See, she'll eat the stale food if I touch it. So, I'll use my pointy finger to stir the dog food kibbles and then say to her, "It is good, my child." and then she'll scarf the food down like it hasn't been available to her all day. Why does she like the food after I bless it? Why does she feel the need to starve all day long? Dumb (but very lovable) dog.
Patti_Cake has inspired me with her enchanting FUG posts. Lots of times when I'm out and about I see people that make me say, "Whatthehell?" and I decided to be brave and photo one of those folks the other day.
Do you know who Jocelyn Wildenstein is? She's one chick that's had just a wee bit too much plastic surgery. Well, I swear that I saw her in the mall while getting my nails done.
She flounced into the place to get a pedicure. About halfway through the pedi she fell asleep and got a full THO (titty hard on) while her feet and veiny little legs were being rubbed. I was sitting across the room and had to duck when those suckers popped up for fear of losing an eyeball. I've never seen nips like them. I wish that my camera phone was better and my photograph did them justice. I felt kind of weird taking her photo but figured that someone as dolled up as she was wanted people to look at her. See the chick sitting next to her? She figured out what I was doing after I clicked off the 3rd or 4th photo and was laughing her ass off.
Okay, I'm gonna try and be nice to everyone for awhile now to make up for this.