8/1/07

Happy Hump Day! Go & Get You Some!

This is what Tiny Dog looked like not too long ago. Notice the abundance of fat rolls that were the result of too many of my home-cooked dinners bites of fast food burgers and tequila.

posing

And now! The newly svlete Tiny Dog! Before, if she was laying down like she is in the second photo, you couldn't even see the spikes on her collar for all of the extra flesh.

Skinny Dog

Geez, how can I sleep when you're blinding me?

She's been zooming around the house like a young pup for the past few days. I guess you would be lighter on your feet if you lost a third of your body weight.

The ExWife made a point of telling Sweety that her and her fiance weren't sleeping at each others houses. Saving all that good stuff til they get married. The boys have been informed that when they are at her house on a weekend now that they have to go to church on Sundays. Boy, that skanky bitch has really turned over a new leaf! Just last November she was telling they boys that they were getting to have a "slumber party" with whoever-she-was-fucking's children and now she's got religion. Good for her. Funny though that she is lying about where she lives so she can send the boys' brother to school in our district. It would be a real inconvience if someone tattled on her. *cough* *cough*

My lovely niece will be coming to visit for the next week! I can't wait! We're going to get her this Saturday and she'll stay til next Sunday. We haven't seen her in a year. I can only imagine how tall that she's gotten. I can't wait to hug her.

School starts for the boys on August 20 and I must say that I'm beyond ready for that. BigBrother(12) has the go-bug and thinks that we need to go somewhere all of the time. It will be nice to have my Tuesday and Wednesday mornings to myself again.

This is Day 3 of my Be A Better Spouse Plan and it seems to be working. I think the main thing that is helping Sweety be in a better mood is all of the sex. I plan to throw it on him until he begs for me to leave him alone. I swear, his complexion has even cleared up in the past couple of days. He says it's because he's getting rid of the toxins that build up in his system. I also cooked supper last night and have managed to stay on top of the laundry and the housecleaning. I wonder how long this will last?

9 comments:

Regal said...

Oooh - Tiny Dog is sooo sexy - look at that svelte belly.

Glad you're back - dull around here without you and your way with words and wisdom.

Keep us posted about day 4, 5, 6......

Joey Polanski said...

Ummm ...

I dont sppose Stinky Dogs been zoomin round th house lately, has she?

carmen said...

She's hot!

Chickie said...

Regal - Tiny knows she's sexier now. She's really been strutting around the place.

Thanks, it's nice to feel loved :)

Joey Polanski - Of course she has! She's too fast to take photos of when she's zooming though.

Carmen - Tiny thinks you're one hot bitch too.

Sara Sue said...

Tiny does look like a new bitch! Next thing you know she'll be sporting one of those *tramp stamps*!

Careful sucking all that poison out of Sweetie ... you can get his zits.

THW said...

So what's TinyDog's secret to amazing weight loss?

Your other dog is too frickin' cute for words.

Midwestern City Boy said...

No guy I know ever gets tired of sex, especially if you're doing a lot of the work. But it is the cure for a lot of ills.

patti_cake said...

Wow Tiny really does look good and Stinky is adorable as ever.

LMAO at the ex wife. Oh boy.

You are never going to have him get tired of sex. Ever.

Chickie said...

Sara Sue - I've told Tiny no tattoos til she's at least 5. But maybe I'd let her get a piercing before then.

Geez, I wish I'd have known about the zit thing a few days ago! My skin is a wreck and his is glowing.

THW - All we had to do was go on vacation for a week and leave the dogs with a sitter. No table scraps amounts to dramatic weight loss!

Stinky appreciates the compliment. She has issues with insecurity.

Midwestern City Boy - I'm catching on to this!

Patti_Cake - I didn't realize how fat Tiny was til I looked at these photos! And I'm starting to see how much grey hair Stinky is getting.

The EW is always good for a chuckle.

You're right. My coochie will wear out first.