I'm supposed to list the rules for the meme but I'm not because I'm not tagging anyone. If you have a meme that you want to have stomped to death like a weak kitten - tag me with it and I'll be happy to not pass it on.
Without further ado, 8 Random Facts
My head has a dent in it. It's kind of like a ditch on the top/back part of my noggin. I guess my parents didn't shape my head properly when I was a fresh baby.
I can not get out of bed without hitting the snooze button at least once. (Unless I've overslept and then I get out of bed like a scalded dog.) My body needs that extra 10 minutes.
I'm a good storyteller. When I was a kid, I used to tell my sister stories after we went to bed. The boys beg for stories every night (and, ahem, so does Sweety...). Sometimes it's easy for me to make one up but sometimes it's not.
Driving scares me. I'm always afraid that someone is going to sideswipe or plow into me. By the time I get to my destination, my butt is so tense that I have a cramp. This fear of people hitting me leads me to drive really fast so I'm not near anybody else on the road.
Things that haven't been discovered yet that live in the ocean freak me out. The idea of all of the possibly carnivorous things that live in there that people haven't even laid eyes on scares me out. When we go to the beach, I'll get about chest deep in the water and then get to thinking about the monsters and then I can't get out quick enough.
Laughter is my default emotion. If there's a situation where laughter isn't appropriate then I'm probably doing it. If you think I'm mad at you but you're not sure because I'm laughing too hard to talk then you should run. I'm trying to decide how to best kill you and I'm laughing with glee just thinking about it.
My left tit is bigger than my right one, my right eye is bigger than my left one and my right hand is bigger than my left. This keeps me balanced out.
I believe in aliens and feel there is a strong possibility that alternate universes exist. Have you ever read The Talisman? If you haven't then you need to because it is the best. book. ever. In it a kid flips from one reality to another. I usually read the book at least once a year and for a couple of weeks after reading it I spend a lot of my spare time trying to flip over. I hasn't worked yet. That makes me sad.
Aren't you happy to know these things?