What is the very best part about the cuntofanexwife sending her other kid to the boys' school? That I get to see her on Tuesday and Wednesday when I'm picking up LittleBrother(10)! Goody goody gumdrops!
LB is on the Safety Patrol and it's his job to take down the flag at the end of the day. He gets out of class a few minutes early to do this and is done right when all of the kindergartners get out of class. So we get to walk out to the parking lot with the COAEW and LB's little brother.
Have I mentioned that small talk with people I despise is my specialty but it makes my head hurt? When the COAEW said, "It's hot enough to kill ya!" it was so hard to not reply with, "I can only hope!" I tried to think of a way to say it where it would seem that I was joking but couldn't pull it off.
I'm trying to be a nicer person but it is hard. And I know that it is most unkind to refer to her as the COAEW but calling her their mother crawls on me (Though I am most aware that she is. All hail her mighty uterus!). She told Sweety the other day that since she was their mother that if she wanted to get drugs and show them to the boys or beat them that it was her right. Sounds more cuntly than motherly to me...
This school year may require the refilling of a xanax prescription.
Gonna go bake in my car for an hour to wait for BigBrother(12) to get out of school. yay.