What is the very best part about the cuntofanexwife sending her other kid to the boys' school? That I get to see her on Tuesday and Wednesday when I'm picking up LittleBrother(10)! Goody goody gumdrops!
LB is on the Safety Patrol and it's his job to take down the flag at the end of the day. He gets out of class a few minutes early to do this and is done right when all of the kindergartners get out of class. So we get to walk out to the parking lot with the COAEW and LB's little brother.
Have I mentioned that small talk with people I despise is my specialty but it makes my head hurt? When the COAEW said, "It's hot enough to kill ya!" it was so hard to not reply with, "I can only hope!" I tried to think of a way to say it where it would seem that I was joking but couldn't pull it off.
I'm trying to be a nicer person but it is hard. And I know that it is most unkind to refer to her as the COAEW but calling her their mother crawls on me (Though I am most aware that she is. All hail her mighty uterus!). She told Sweety the other day that since she was their mother that if she wanted to get drugs and show them to the boys or beat them that it was her right. Sounds more cuntly than motherly to me...
This school year may require the refilling of a xanax prescription.
Gonna go bake in my car for an hour to wait for BigBrother(12) to get out of school. yay.
9 comments:
Mmm, Xanax.
It's good and good for you!
Go ahead and rip her a new one. You know you want to!
I read this ongoing saga and I just think AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I really feel for you.... it seems like you're doing a pretty great job, though.
I like COAEW. It is like "COW" spoken with a french accent.
Mike - I want to so bad that I can taste it. But I'm trying to be kind. Being kind is giving me an ulcer.
Rich Championable - Hey! That's the same thing that I think when I have to look at her pumpkin-head!
Thanks. I'm trying!
Scott English - Heh, you're right. Now when I look at her I'll picture a Jersey cow with a beret on. That's better than what she really looks like.
Good Gravy. Next she's going to say that she smoked pot wth them so they would know what the good stuff was like and they would know when they got something laced.
and yes, I know someone who was intorduced to pot by her father that way. and no, it wasn't me.
Oy Vey! Every time you tell us something about this woman...it is more troubling than the time before it....What the hell is she talking about?? DRUGS???? Help Us And Save Us! How you hold your tongue is amazing to me Chickie...This woman is a true piece of work!
Ginamonster - Well, now that she's all religious surely she won't be sharing pot. I hope not. But I wouldn't be surprised. She strikes me as the kind of parent that would buy the keg for her kids' party.
Lady of the Hills - She popped with those bits of wisdom out of the blue to Sweety. She blows my mind.
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