School starts tomorrow! Yaaaaay! This means that I will have a few hours to myself on Tuesdays and Wednesdays where I'm not amusing children. I can't wait to spend my newly acquired time cleaning the house and picking leaves out of the pool and doing yardwork! Or napping...
We have lots of lizards around here. They're always clinging on the screen on the back porch. The whole porch is screened in so sometimes there might be a half dozen out there. I like to get on the opposite side of the screen and then thump them off with my finger. They make a nice soft splat/thud sound when they hit the ground. I'm pretty sure that it doesn't hurt them because they hop up off of their backs and climb back onto the screen. I think it just startles them. I don't do it everytime I see them out there because I don't want them to start expecting it when they see me. It's good to keep them on their toes. It's almost as much fun as kicking the hell out of toadstools.
That waste of flesh that Sweety bred with tried to give him shit on Friday and he totally lost his marbles on her. He said lots of things to her regarding her lifestyle and her parenting that were true and she bawled her beady little eyes out. Good. I hope they dry out and pucker up like raisins. Then I hope ants eat them right out of the sockets.
Holy shit. I go from talking about how I like to abuse reptiles to having ants eat someone's eyeballs. I think I need to relax.
Maybe I'll go cook something.