Blah, blah, blah.

The air conditioner was fixed on Friday! Yaaaaay! It's been so nice to not sweat all of the time for the past two days. And we got lucky and didn't have to replace the whole unit like we thought we were going to have to do. It'll probably crap out on us soon but at least we dodged having to pay for that right now.

School starts tomorrow! Yaaaaay! This means that I will have a few hours to myself on Tuesdays and Wednesdays where I'm not amusing children. I can't wait to spend my newly acquired time cleaning the house and picking leaves out of the pool and doing yardwork! Or napping...

We have lots of lizards around here. They're always clinging on the screen on the back porch. The whole porch is screened in so sometimes there might be a half dozen out there. I like to get on the opposite side of the screen and then thump them off with my finger. They make a nice soft splat/thud sound when they hit the ground. I'm pretty sure that it doesn't hurt them because they hop up off of their backs and climb back onto the screen. I think it just startles them. I don't do it everytime I see them out there because I don't want them to start expecting it when they see me. It's good to keep them on their toes. It's almost as much fun as kicking the hell out of toadstools.

That waste of flesh that Sweety bred with tried to give him shit on Friday and he totally lost his marbles on her. He said lots of things to her regarding her lifestyle and her parenting that were true and she bawled her beady little eyes out. Good. I hope they dry out and pucker up like raisins. Then I hope ants eat them right out of the sockets.

Holy shit. I go from talking about how I like to abuse reptiles to having ants eat someone's eyeballs. I think I need to relax.

Maybe I'll go cook something.

Getting seasoned. A watched pot never boils.


Sara Sue said...

LMAO!!! Oh it's a good thing you got that AC fixed!

Those poor little dogs! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Regal said...

My beau is an extremely quiet guy and very mild mannered. We've been together 3 years. When he "loses" it he calls says "I pulled a Crazy Eddie." Well I finally got to see "Crazy Eddie" about a week ago. He'd been working on the riding mower for weeks and the thing kept effing with him until he finally lost it. Damn funny.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

I'm with sara sue...looks like the A/C got fixed in a nick of time.

bekah said...

Holy shit. Those photos are awesome. You need to make them into a header image so I can see them every single time I visit your page.

Firewyvern said...

Sweet! Looks like we're makin' chili dogs for dinner !!!!

Jess said...

Awesome Photos!

The Phosgene Kid said...

All right Mexican for dinner!!!

Chickie said...

Sara Sue - The dogs loved it. Really. It was hilarious watching them use their heads to get the lids off!

Regal - Sweety pulled a Crazy Eddie on me today over the phone. I hung up on him.

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow - Yeah, there's no telling what sort of horrible things I might do if too hot and uncomfortable!

Bekah - I just love how Paint Shop can take a so-so photo and make it look pretty good. You have my permission to use them as screen savers.

Firewyvern - And these are much better than what you would buy in a store. No preservatives.

Jess - Thank you!

The Phosgene Kid - Heh, with them being Chihuahuas I guess that would be correct!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Lol, Lol, Lol...I LOVE that picture...! Funny girl you are Chickie...Your description of the lizards and then what you would like to have happen to "that woman"....well, you made me laugh out loud and the topper was those dear little doggies....! How did you ever get them to stay in those pots??? You must have some very hypnotic powers, my dear....LOL!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh I forgot to say, I wish you would take some pictures of those lizards clinging to the screen...!

Chickie said...

Lady of the Hills - Once the dogs figured out that they could climb out of the pots, I had to hurry and take the pictures before they ran off!

I've tried taking pictures of the lizards but haven't been able to get a good one yet. I'll keep trying!