9/22/07

Never Satisfied

"It's a cock, not a car." was that thanks that I received last night while being kind. I think it's polite to get a rag wet with hot water and wipe the weenie off after you've used it. That way it doesn't stick to the sheets or anything and I guess I was over zealous in my cleaning. I still think he should have gritted his teeth and just said, "Thank you." because isn't it the thought that counts?

Scott English had a post the other day that really rang true with me. It was about making fun of things that you covet. I think I am there. I say that I don't like the iPhone. That the smooth screen would attract fingerprints and ear grease and that would drive me crazy. That the phone is too expensive. That my current phone (that I just got a couple of months ago) is just fine. (And it is! I love my phone!) But it sure is one snazzy looking phone. I wish I could find some way to justify getting one. Once you can use it for video, maybe I'll get one then...

Gin passed my lips for the first time while ago. It burns. It would be nice to sip on in a cold place. Right now, it's just making me sweat. I just breathed some gin breath onto Chi Chi and she has scurried off of my lap. Great. Gin is making me an outcast.

Have you seen this commercial? Too cute.

15 comments:

Mike said...

Only in certain circles would Gin make you an outcast!

The Phosgene Kid said...

The Wonderous Winged Weiner!!

Chickie said...

Mike - I live in a fucked up circle. Chi Chi is slowly inching back towards me. I think she wants a drink.

This is the mellowest buzz I've ever had. I think I might become a gin drinker.

The Phosgene Kid - Isn't it great? I wonder what would happen if Tiny Dog got ahold of some.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...I got a goiod laugh out of Sweety's remark to you...Too zelous, huh? And about the Gin fragrance---at least if wanted to get one of the hounds of of you, you know how do it now! (lol)
I haven't seen an iPhone in "real" life yet....I thought it did video...Hmmmmm!

Regal said...

Girl, you crack my ass up

here today, gone tomorrow said...

What Regal said.

Sara Sue said...

So much for buffing the bologna, huh? I think they read your blog and then made that commercial. You, Stinky, & Tiny should get a cut.

The Phosgene Kid said...

I don't know, but have the video camera handy!!

I never liked gin, the taste reminds me of turpentine...

patti_cake said...

I think the washcloth wipe was a VERY nice gesture!
I like gin - you can't smell it on your breath!

Rich | Championable said...

Wow. Sometimes I have no idea what to say when you post. No idea at all.

bekah said...

Tell him next time you'll skip the wet washcloth and use a Clorox wipe.

Chickie said...

Lady of the Hills - After a couple of hours, the dogs became immune to the gin smell. Guess their noses got burnt up.
You can watch videos on the iPhone but you can't take videos with it. I need that. Not that I use my video recorder much, but I might want it.

*bowing to Regal & Here Today, Gone Tomorrow*

Sara Sue - Damn Red Bull! They owe me!

The Phosgene Kid - Never had turpentine but I'll take your word for it.

Patti_Cake - See, he complains sometimes that the rag is too cold or I'm wiping too hard but if I don't get up and do it, then he wants to know why I'm neglecting him. Men!
I'm thinking gin might be a good water bottle filler for Little League baseball games...

Rich Championable - It's okay if you just enjoy the show.

Bekah - Oooh. Harsh. Nice idea.

Scott English said...

Sheesh, look at me. You directly mention me and link to me twice, and I am still late to the party!

I think its rare that a cock couldn't use a bit of spit and polish.

Besides, its awfully embarrassing to have sheets trailing out the legs of your pants the next day at work because you were insufficiently cleaned the night before.

Chickie, the iPhone does play video. You can apparently even download full length movies to it (this comes from my boss whom flashes her (admittedly cool toy) whenever the topic comes up). So you have no excuse to make fun of the iPhone or their uses. Join the legions. You know that you want to.

Gin. Ugh. Even the name makes me shudder. I once got very very VERY sick on Gin, and the morning after, in a fit of puking, made a pray that I would never drink again if the sickness would just stop.

I've not touched Gin since.

But I still drink (hey, in fairness the sickness didn't immediately stop)! Still, to this day the smell of Juniper makes my stomach turn.

Thank you for the link love. Shame I haven't been actively posting interesting stuff for any of your readers to jump over and become enamoured with. Still I appreciate it!

Chickie said...

Scott English - Better late than never!

That post of yours just really struck a chord with me!

I don't like that you can't take your own videos with the iPhone. I have only used mine a few times to send a video to someone but I like having that option.

Scott English said...

OH! Recording videos with the iPhone. I understand now. My bad...

Yeah, if the iPhone could capture video as well, it would be the ultimate device...