I feel like I've been chasing my own tail for the past week. Like I have a ton of things to do but it seems like I'm not making dents anywhere. I've been a totally sucky blogger lately and that is just a bit more guilt to put in my wagon.
I had to work yesterday so I could be off this Sunday. My sister and her family are coming down this weekend and I wanted to be able to be off when they're here. I'm glad that I was able to work something out so I could be off but I really hate working outside of my normal shift. I got off yesterday at 5:30 p.m. (usually I get off at 9) and got to see most of my fellow man on their way home from work. The drive that normally takes me 25 minutes took about 45 instead. Reminds me of why I like to work odd hours.
The COAEW got remarried this weekend. There is something that I would like to say that is really unkind and politically incorrect but I won't. Instead I'll say that I hope they have a nice life. And I hope that the new husband is educated enough to check the boys' homework.
Sweety was super nice this weekend. We went to an all-you-can-eat seafood place on Saturday (I'll bet I ate 5 pounds of crab legs. I ate until my arms were tired from cracking their little legs open.) and after that we went to the mall and I got an iPhone. It is the motherfucking bomb. I like miniature things - little samples of shampoo, those tiny Tabasco sauce bottles in MREs, baby corn, etc. - so knowing that there is a little computer in my purse just really makes my thingy wet. I said that I didn't want one of these phones because you can't use them to make a video but I realized I don't use the video recorder much. I think the last time I used it on my old phone was when I was on vacation to say hi to someone so they could see my drunk and spray tanned orange self. The world can probably live without that sort of thing so it's better that I don't have a video recorder at my disposal. Sweety said that when the next wave of iPhones come out that he will take this one and I'll get one that has video capability. I also see how easily it would be to go bankrupt at the iTunes store buying movies and music. A small movie on a little screen? That pleases me so.
Have you ever had a sneaky drunk? (Sweety thinks it is hilarious to ask me questions that require me to do math after I've been drinking.) I got one of those last night. I was sipping away while sitting on the couch and when I stood up, I almost tumped over. It surprised me. It also surprised Tiny Dog because I almost smooshed her while getting my balance.
Oh! I also got a tripod for my camera this weekend too. This should really broaden my HNT horizons. Not this week though. I felt too crappy from last night's sneaky drunk to do any modeling this morning. Expect great things next week!
Do you know that is is Boobiethon time? I participated the past couple of years but not this year. A week or so ago, I got a couple of mosquito bites on my lefty and I scratched them. Lefty is a little mangled and is not photo worthy. But you should go on and check out everybody else's. Tits for a good cause. What more could you want?
Okay, I am really going to go clean my house and then I can catch up on the happenings in blogland this evening!