Too Sleepy For A Title

I am so freaking ready for this week to be over! My niece is going to be here on Saturday and will spend the week. I can't wait to hang out with her. The boys will be here for a few days when she is here so we'll all go do things but just us girls will have a day or two to do something. Can't-wait-can't-wait-can't-wait!

Work is such a crock of shit. Meh. I had myself all talked into calling in sick tomorrow but I know I must go to work. This is partially due to the fact that some of the bosses that were supposed to be gone til the end of the year showed their faces tonight and I overheard some people gossiping about some things that our new harpy manager had said. It is a good idea to not put a target on my back just yet by not being at work. Attendance has turned into a really big issue at work. I may start wearing diapers so I can piss at my desk and not have any time off of the phone. Because that is how dedicated I am to providing good customer service. Always gotta be there for the next screaming customer.

I have been having some seriously fucked up dreams and blogger folk have been appearing in them. The Phosgene Kid was a ghost two nights ago (and he was a really good cook but he couldn't eat since he was a ghost. more for me!) and last night, Bekah and her flying car were helping me catch vampiric monsters that hid in lakes. I really need to get another hobby besides this blog.

Holy shit, batman. My generic sleeping pill and swig of cold medicine are kicking in. What an interesting feeling.

Guess what we have? A mild flea infestation. I saw a couple on Tiny last night and found bits of flea dirt on her. I figure that's why Stinky's been itching so much lately. I'm afraid they infiltrated the house by way of Stinky dog's day at the hairdresser's a couple of weeks ago. Everyone has been doused with fresh batches of flea killer and all bedding has been washed. Sweety will spray the yard for pests and hopefully that will be the end of the little fuckers.


The Phosgene Kid said...

I've heard of ghost writers, but not ghost cooks - hope you enjoyed whatever I made for you!!

Mike said...

Sleeping pills and cold medicine sounds like a great combo. I should try it sometime.

The only good thing about living this far north is that fleas are a rarity around here. They have more sense than to live someplace this cold.

moooooog35 said...


In your next dream can I be the guy lighting the bug bomb?

I want to have tentacles for legs, though..that's the only criteria I have.

Thanks in advance.

bekah said...

Silly girl, that wasn't a dream! You were just really drunk, which is why you're so tired today. We were busy last night.

Joey Polanski said...

Ferget th diapers. Just have your workstation movd into th can.

Tell me you coudnt find a way to work toilet-noises into a standardizd customr-service script!

Sara Sue said...

I feel your pain on the phone bank ... each and every night! Our *leaders* feel overtime should be cherished and welcomed ... yeah, they've never been cussed for eight hours straight!

How'd you get Sweetie to let you put the flea powder on him??

themom said...

Super pics...i love the furry feet under the table too! Hate fleas, hate fleas, hate fleas!! My animals make sure to bring home some every summer - drat - curses!

Moving your work station closer to the bathroom may be the answer to appease asshole bosses - NOT! I'm all for sharing bodily noises for the customers!

patti_cake said...

I think Reilly has picked up a few fleas from going visiting last week. They will be vanguished!

I hope you have a great time with Sylvie, you always look so forward to her visits - so sweet! I bet Chi Chi will be excited to see her.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Have fun with your niece and Happy New year!!

Mybrid said...

Wishing you a Fantastic New Year!

Chickie said...

The Phosgene Kid - Oh yeah, it was all good stuff. Cooked on the grill!

The niece and I are having a large time!

Mike - I hate living somewhere that the flies and pests don't die during the winter months.

Moooooog35 - Consider it done! (I will probably dream some really off the wall shit tonight.)

Bekah - Damn girl, I'm getting too old for this shit!

Joey Polanski - You may be on to something! I'll present this idea the next time we have a meeting. But if I move my station into the bathroom, I won't have anywhere to hide when I need to get away from the phone.

Sara Sue - I will set myself on fire before working OT. No joke. I told him that the powder was from the sex toy shop and that I'd lick it off later. He figured it out when it started to burn though.

TheMom - Fleas are such a pain in the ass to get rid of! Tell me, what purpose can they possibly serve?!

Patti_Cake - Heh, Chi Chi excited to see her? No way, Jose. Sylvie is Chi Chi's least favorite person. It's probably because she spent so much time poking at Chi Chi's blanket in an effort to make her growl.

Mybrid - Thanks! You too!