Work is such a crock of shit. Meh. I had myself all talked into calling in sick tomorrow but I know I must go to work. This is partially due to the fact that some of the bosses that were supposed to be gone til the end of the year showed their faces tonight and I overheard some people gossiping about some things that our new
I have been having some seriously fucked up dreams and blogger folk have been appearing in them. The Phosgene Kid was a ghost two nights ago (and he was a really good cook but he couldn't eat since he was a ghost. more for me!) and last night, Bekah and her flying car were helping me catch vampiric monsters that hid in lakes. I really need to get another hobby besides this blog.
Holy shit, batman. My generic sleeping pill and swig of cold medicine are kicking in. What an interesting feeling.
Guess what we have? A mild flea infestation. I saw a couple on Tiny last night and found bits of flea dirt on her. I figure that's why Stinky's been itching so much lately. I'm afraid they infiltrated the house by way of Stinky dog's day at the hairdresser's a couple of weeks ago. Everyone has been doused with fresh batches of flea killer and all bedding has been washed. Sweety will spray the yard for pests and hopefully that will be the end of the little fuckers.
11 comments:
I've heard of ghost writers, but not ghost cooks - hope you enjoyed whatever I made for you!!
Sleeping pills and cold medicine sounds like a great combo. I should try it sometime.
The only good thing about living this far north is that fleas are a rarity around here. They have more sense than to live someplace this cold.
oooh..ooooh!
In your next dream can I be the guy lighting the bug bomb?
I want to have tentacles for legs, though..that's the only criteria I have.
Thanks in advance.
Silly girl, that wasn't a dream! You were just really drunk, which is why you're so tired today. We were busy last night.
Ferget th diapers. Just have your workstation movd into th can.
Tell me you coudnt find a way to work toilet-noises into a standardizd customr-service script!
I feel your pain on the phone bank ... each and every night! Our *leaders* feel overtime should be cherished and welcomed ... yeah, they've never been cussed for eight hours straight!
How'd you get Sweetie to let you put the flea powder on him??
Super pics...i love the furry feet under the table too! Hate fleas, hate fleas, hate fleas!! My animals make sure to bring home some every summer - drat - curses!
Moving your work station closer to the bathroom may be the answer to appease asshole bosses - NOT! I'm all for sharing bodily noises for the customers!
I think Reilly has picked up a few fleas from going visiting last week. They will be vanguished!
I hope you have a great time with Sylvie, you always look so forward to her visits - so sweet! I bet Chi Chi will be excited to see her.
Have fun with your niece and Happy New year!!
Wishing you a Fantastic New Year!
The Phosgene Kid - Oh yeah, it was all good stuff. Cooked on the grill!
The niece and I are having a large time!
Mike - I hate living somewhere that the flies and pests don't die during the winter months.
Moooooog35 - Consider it done! (I will probably dream some really off the wall shit tonight.)
Bekah - Damn girl, I'm getting too old for this shit!
Joey Polanski - You may be on to something! I'll present this idea the next time we have a meeting. But if I move my station into the bathroom, I won't have anywhere to hide when I need to get away from the phone.
Sara Sue - I will set myself on fire before working OT. No joke. I told him that the powder was from the sex toy shop and that I'd lick it off later. He figured it out when it started to burn though.
TheMom - Fleas are such a pain in the ass to get rid of! Tell me, what purpose can they possibly serve?!
Patti_Cake - Heh, Chi Chi excited to see her? No way, Jose. Sylvie is Chi Chi's least favorite person. It's probably because she spent so much time poking at Chi Chi's blanket in an effort to make her growl.
Mybrid - Thanks! You too!
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