What Have I Become?

Mama hasn't been blogging because she's been busy making my life a living hell.
What have we done to deserve this? Crying
Grenades don't kill - Kittens do.

I understand her reasoning behind these cones but it doesn't make it any easier. Stinky has a little problem where she will nibble on her tail. And I have a little addiction where I will also nibble on her tail. So the only way for her to get well to is confine me also.

Can you see the anguish on my beautiful face?

First I spend two weeks thinking that some strange dog is moving in with me only to be told that he's not and then I get my own cone! The inhumanity!

I have it on good authority that the biped will resume her regularly scheduled blogging soon.


Mike said...

I seriously want to get one of those cones for myself. Can you imagine how much of a conversation starter that would be?

I wonder if they make one in biped size?

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

They both look like they belong to some special Heavwenly Dog Choir, where "special" Collars are woern....lol!

Hey Tiny, Sweetie thanks you for the "hello" amd says "Hello" Back....!

Anonymous said...

Mike - The collar can be found to fit any being. Bipeds are not left out! Be cool and go buy yours today!

Lady of the Hills - Believe me when I say that you don't want to hear the sounds we make with these things on. Very pitiful.

You know that Sweetie is the only cat I'm down with, right? He looks like he can be trusted.

themom said...

Between me and you little precious puppy....plot your revenge NOW!! It's your tail - if you choose to want to maim and disfigure your cute little body - so be it. I would advise against it - but think about getting even whilst you are trapped in THE CONE!!

Patti said...

Although I know it's cruel, dogs wearing cones crack me up!

Jeannette E. Spaghetti said...

I had a dog who needed to wear an Elizabethan collar for six weeks after a knee surgery. He learned how to use that thing to his advantage. Fun times!!

Anonymous said...

TheMom - You are my kind of woman! I was going to get revenge but Mama snuck me into her big bed to sleep beside her. All is forgiven. I'm easy like that.

Patti - Ha fucking ha. Tiny is not amused at your amusement!

Jeannette E. Spaghetti - Six weeks?! Holy crap. I can't bitch too much about a few days then, I guess.