Mama has figured out a way to get me to fall asleep in my own bed. She gives me a cookie. Not just any cookie! Oh, no! Not a soft, tasty cookie that I could eat quickly and then go on with my life. This cookie smells good but it is really hard. I am lazy and don't like to chew on treats. Give me instant gratification!
Even though I'm not going to eat it, it doesn't mean that I will give my cookie away. I will fall asleep sitting up guarding it. The next morning, Mama takes it out of my cage and gives it to Stinky Dog. Can you believe that shit? Bitch.