Polishing off a mixture of ginger ale and Crown Royal that is 6 weeks old. It ages well.
I think Sweety is watching the Olympics. All I see are some running motherfuckers.
I think if I can get Sweety drunk enough that he will let Tiny Dog sleep with me.
Why is he tweaking his own nipple?
Sometimes when I'm really aggravated - I think JFK! or KFC! as short for Jesus Fucking Christ. I know Christ starts with a C and not a K and I don't know why I'd think of Kentucky Fried Chicken when I'm pissed. Is this subliminal?
Hey. Looking at that. JFK could be John F. Kennedy, huh?
Agh, KFB. What an asshole. Sweety likes to push my buttons.
We washed Tiny Dog 5 days ago and I put some perfume that I got as a sample on her and you can still smell it. Bitch is supernatural. Or Stella perfume really kicks ass. I'm leaning towards Tiny being supernatural. I wore Stella once but still needed a bath after only one day.
Heh. I just sucked the last of the soda out of the bottle. The only things left to drink in the house are a couple of sips of Gatorade and some Bacardi 151.
Do you twitter? You need to follow my sister. She's tickles me.
Hahahahaha! I think Sweety is going to bed! Do you know what this means? I can skip my shower and take one in the morning AND take Tiny Bed to dog with me! I'll have to wait til I hear him snore though.
Do you think it's weird if you let your dog stick its head in your mouth? I think that as long as her fur doesn't touch the inside of my mouth that it's okay. Some folks think it's odd.
1:32 and all is weeeeelllll! Night.