5/24/05

Note to Sweety

If I have a big fucking pimple on the bridge of my nose and I'm giving you a really quick weenie suck while the kids are eating a snack, please don't push my face (and the aforementioned pimple) into your belt buckle. I saw stars. This my not be a pimple. It may be my long lost twin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the "really quick weenie suck" was appreciated. Remember men aren't the clearest thinkers during such times.

As you get older and the kids get busier, you will become the quickie expert. I always want to break out laughing when I get where I'm going at the last minute and wonder if the other parents have any idea why I'm a few minutes late.

Chickie said...

It was just kind of an appetizer of things to come for him. I like to get him all hot and bothered and then watch him to try and function after he leaves the room.

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