10/5/05

Bird Sex

What a fruitful search I had on the internet! All kinds of bird porn out there.

We spied penguins, the knobby kneed birds, some delicious chickens, and the symbol of our great nation: the bald eagle!

I wouldn't mind having a nice bronze statue of the fucking penguins.

12 comments:

Joe Fuel said...

Good Lord! Chickie, I think I'm just a little disturbed now.

Chickie said...

joe fuel - I have a feeling that you were already a little disturbed. Now, consider yourself enlightened!

Tell me that you didn't find the penguins cute in some odd way?

anaglyph said...

You don't even wanna try searching for 'cow sex'...

Chickie said...

analglyph - Growing up in Oklahoma, I SAW plenty of that!

But I must admit - one of the first things I searched for upon getting internet access was "horse sex". I'd heard about it and just couldn't believe that people actually did it. I didn't turn my computer back on for 2 weeks after viewing those images.

Chickie said...

analglyph - I felt compelled to do a "cow sex" search and this was what I found. Not what I expected.

Anonymous said...

Penguin Porn.. who would Have thunk it??

Chickie said...

him - I was so pleased to find it!

Zube said...

Awww. Nothing like witnessing some birds whispering tweet nothings to one another to start the morning off right.

Okay, that was a dumb joke. It's early.

Chickie said...

zube girl - LOL! It is kind of romantic, now that I think about it.

Anonymous said...

I don't like birds. Not that they all need to get run over or something (just most of them) but bird porn is not my cup of tea.

People are always the freakiest. Nothing else comes close.

anaglyph said...

Chickie - oh, that cow pic is sublime! I think you will find that featured on The Cow in posts to come!

Chickie said...

mcb - I think I've had my fill of bird porn. My curiosity has been satiated. People are most definitely the freakiest. It's because we have thumbs and can use props!

anaglyph - Glad you liked it. For some reason, I immediately thought of you when I saw it!