Dear Mr. Asswipe Carpet Installer,
Thank you ever so much for letting us know, 30 minutes after the appointment time, that you would not be coming over to install our carpet. I am sooooo very appreciative that you took the time to call. Of course, if you would have called before the fucking appointment time then I could have had some sleep today but really, it's not about me (the customer). We are just so grateful to have access to someone who is happy to install our carpet that we will take whatever shit you give us. We are all looking forward to living another day in a house where 2 bedrooms have been totally emptied into the rest of the place to make way for you, Oh Mighty Asswipe Carpet Installer.
Hope to see you tomorrow! Like you promised!
Sincerely,
The cranky, sleepy bitch that lives here
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Luckily, Sweety called today to make sure I was awake to get the boys from school. I wasn't. In my sleepy daze I'd set my clock for a.m. instead of p.m. And then further in my sleepy daze I put on a shirt that was missing 2 buttons to pick them up in. After we left the school BB said 'i didn't want to say anything at the school, but there's a couple of holes in your shirt'. Great. I was flashing the elementary schoolers. At least I had on a new bra with no holes in it.
And on the way to school I saw another pack of 3 of those birds. I can't help it; Whenever I see them I want to hit those knees with a baseball bat. If I do, does that make me a bad person? And what's up with the group of 3 thing? Menage a trois? Has anyone ever seen birds having sex? I haven't. I'd like to though. Think it would be quite funny.
Gonna go look for some poultry porn on the 'net.
5 comments:
There should be some discount for standing you up. I always ask for free stuff when someone I'm paying does a major oops that inconveniences me. I'm not sure what free stuff carpet installers have though.
mcb - Part of the install was them moving the furniture but we moved it all out of the rooms and we were planning on putting it back in. I think I'll supervise the installers tomorrow and let them put all the stuff back.
pissy britches - I actually use the alarm clock on my cell phone because I can't run the real alarm clock. There has to be a better way to wake up.
Ooh, that pisses me off even more than when they say, "We'll be there anytime between noon and 5:00PM." Gee, thanks. I mean, I REALLY, REALLY wanted DSL, but to take a vacation day to get it. That sucked.
zube girl - I guess all cable companies give the noon to 5 p.m. time frame. That's how it was too when we got ours.
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