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That Tiny dog effing whore just ate on my baked potato. It's a good thing she's small enough to fit under the couch and I'm too lazy to move it. The only way I figured out that she'd been on my desk was that in her haste to run away she left a trail of baked potato from my desktop to the floor. Ack. I don't love her enough to eat after her. I was full anyway.

Wendy's and Airtran have a promotion going on where on the back of the drink cups there are coupons that you can redeem for flights with Airtran. It takes 64 coupons for a round trip ticket. We figured we'll save over 800.00 if we take advantage of this promo. We've been some soda buying fools for the last couple of days. You can only get 5 drinks at a time so Sweety's been hitting the drive-thru multiple times a day. I think he's been there 4 times today. On my days off I am to collect as many as possible. I'm almost tempted to pick other people's used cups out of the trash but I have too much pride for that for now.

This weekend is when we are celebrating BB & LB's birthdays. BB(11) has invited 3 friends over and LB(9) has invited one. We should know tomorrow who is coming. It will be a sleepover. I will probably be bald by the time Sunday morning gets here. A small part of me would be so relieved if nobody could come and then that way I wouldn't have to deal with the small group of preteenaged boys. Sweety said he'd manage the party if I wanted to go pick used drink cups out of the Wendy's trash bins; we shall see.

I just saw that this is my 402nd post. I've been doing this blog thing for about 11 months. So obviously, I have days where I'm avoiding doing a damn thing and post more than once instead. Lucky you all.


Crazy.Spoiled.bLitch. said...

Must be a full moon, my Demon Dog pulled a similar move... He hopped on the coffee and helped himself to my dinner!

Crazy.Spoiled.bLitch. said...

oops! coffee TABLE.

KyuBall said...

Maybe it's not a doggie goiter...it's just a bake potato stuck in her throat. Funny stuff.

I had a similar issue with MacDonalds and the Best Buy Bucks. I am a Best Buy whore and now I'm still trying to work off all those Large Extra Value meals that I ate to get a DVD for free. Sounds like the Wendy's promo is better though...but they're not doing that in my area.

Remember, Dumpster Diving is considered a sub-Olympic sport and your pride can always ride coach.

layman said...

Chickie, I am glad I found your blog. You are funny, interesting, crazy, nutty and above all, sweet. And also, just one purty woman.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh why not go pick up those cups at WEndy's..it might be easier than coping with the kids! I love the picture I'm conjuring up of you BALD!!!

That little doggie of yours is a funnt little creature! I love her and I don't even know her, except for all you show us in the photo's and in what you say about her....She knows she did something she shouldn't have doesn't she?? Dogs really will eat everything!

Chickie said...

CSB - These crazy little dogs better watch out or they may become scarce.

Kyuball - I'd just hate to get arrested dumpster diving. I'm gonna try a scope out the dumpster and see if they lock it up.

Layman - Heh, heh. It's always nice to have someone appreciate the "real" me :)

OOLOTH - I am REALLY leaning towards picking up cups over the party.
The rotten little dog is so very aware when she's done something. I didn't know she was on my desk but when I got closer to the room she heard me coming and hit the ground like a herd of elephants as she ran away!

Sasha said...

heehee. spoiled bratty dog. if that were my baked potato i'd probably reach out under the couch myself :)

easy on the sleepover thing... you don't want to lose all that beautiful hair because of the little rascals! :)

Pissy Britches said...

402nd POST!
JEESUZ woman!

Mike said...

I have one of those spoiled rotten "tiny dogs" too. Fortunately for me, she won't jump up on anything to get food. God forbid if you drop anything though.

Dirk the Feeble said...

402 posts in less than a year? Wow . . . impressive.

BO Snagley said...

I will start scanning my wendys cups and e-mailing them to you.

Man better you than me with the pre teen boys.

anne arkham said...

I eat after my dog all the time. After my cats, too.

Zube Girl said...

Wow! I didn't know about that Wendy's thing. Is it bad that I DON'T have too much pride to go picking through the garbage? Well, okay, maybe I do, but damn, that's temtping!

Chickie said...

Sasha - I'm thinking maybe a Xanax will help me deal with the sleepover.

Pissy Britches & Armaedes - This blog is a testament to my non-life.

Bo Snagley - Could you send me some heavy waxed paper to print the coupons out on?

I'm glad we don't have girls. I don't think I could handle the drama.

Anne Arkham - Ew.

Zube Girl - I'm thinking of sitting near the trash and just asking people if I can have their cups before they throw them away.

Midwestenr City Boy said...

402 posts is a lot for less than a year.

Just please keep on doing your blog. Way to many good blogs have gone quiet recently.

Chickie said...

MCB - Quitting isn't an option. There's too much gibberish in my head that needs to get out on a daily basis.