No HNT today. Osbasso had a good idea of giving gifts to 3 bloggers but my procrastination coupled with having kids here every waking second of my days off led to no creativity. The thoughtful Sasha gave me a gift! I am not worthy but I am appreciative.
Oh, hey. The title of this post reminds me of a conversation Sweety and I had.
Setting: In the car and I've just gotten off my cell phone.
Me: This phone is a piece of shit. The last few times I've spoken to someone I haven't been able to hear them.
Him: Maybe you should turn the volume up.
Me: It's up all the way! My hearing must be going. Getting old I guess.
Him: Will you keep on sucking cock like you have been, even when you get old?
Him: What! What do you mean? You're going to stop? (at this point he sped up the car and unbuckled my seat belt in preparation of shoving me out of the car)
Me: Oh no, I'll be even better at it in a few years. I'll be able to pull my dentures out and REALLY get down on it.
Him: Wow, you'd gum me? You're so nice.