My dad has picked up a girlfriend on the internet.
This wouldn't be so offensive to me if he weren't already married. And it wouldn't be so offensive to me if he were trying to be secretive about it. He hasn't mentioned girlfriend to me but he introduced my sister to her via webcam. My sister (who was totally shocked when dad said "hey, come here and say hi to my girlfriend!) said she looks younger than her (she's 26) and he showed sis some photos that he said he took of girlfriend. They were taken on the beach. We think maybe when they visited me last year he met her at the beach. I feel sorry for my stepmom. He got a package in the mail from her (stepmom noticed the stamps from out of the country and the girl's name on the box) but he wasn't home when it was delivered so my stepmom got to spend a few days glaring at it. If I was her, I'd have opened it and then threw it away. My dad talked my stepmom into quitting her job a few months ago and now she can't get another one. They live in a really small town, her english is limited and her old job was keeping house for a lady. It bugs me that he pestered her for months to quit her job and now this has been sprung on her. My mom's Korean, his current wife is Thai, the new girlfriend is from the Philippines. I think he can't decide what kind of Asian he likes best. I'd love to say something to my dad about this but I've kept my yap shut since it isn't any of my business. I'm still fucking pissed, though.
Tiny dog has started munching on the bathroom wall again.
The area has been maced. Hopefully, she will outgrow this soon. I'd like to have all of her teeth yanked out and get her declawed but I know it would be hard to find a veterinarian who had low enough standards to do such a surgery. So I'll just continue to put the doggy mace on the walls while making sure that Tiny sees me doing it.
Where the HELL is it? It is late by a week. I'm never late. I don't think there are any hitchhikers in my uterus. I took a pregnancy test on my break at work yesterday because I'm so freaked out about it. Maybe it will come today since I just paid for a pregnancy test. Dear birth control: Please don't fail me now. Sincerely: Me Maybe my period is on vacation somewhere nice with the skin cancer that I know will be visiting me in a few years.
And what's up with this crap where for the last few Fridays I've thought it was Saturday when I woke up? It really sucks after about 5 minutes and I realize I'm going to have to go to work. And tomorrow when it's really Saturday, I'll be subdued in my celebration of it until I confirm by checking with my cell phone that it really is Saturday.
I've bitched enough. I'm going back to bed for an hour and 45 minutes of sleep with Tiny before I have to get up and get ready for work.