What I've Done So Far:

Downloaded lotsa music onto the laptop.

Viewed an immense amount of porn on aforementioned laptop. I even figured out how to download the movies I really like! And since the children will never be on this computer, I don't have to worry about accidentally corrupting them.

Three cheers for me!

Gonna go clean now so Sweety won't think I laid in bed all day.


bekah said...

How could he think you've been in bed all day when you show him all the porn you've downloaded?

Amy said...

Ummm, let's see, I would think that there are MANY, MANY guys out there who would love to hear, "Gee, honey, I didn't get around to cleaning the house because I was sooooooo busy DOWNLOADING PORN!!!"

I would think that would be met with a "Honey, you ROCK, seriously!"

Bonanza Jellybean said...

That sounds like a day spent in heaven. We all need those mental health days, don't we? :)

Mike said...

You're an inspiration Chickie. I will have my laptop next week. I plan to do everything that I shouldn't with it at least once.

anne arkham said...

You don't always have to clean. Sometimes you can get away with just spraying cleaner around so it smells nice. They don't really check, anyway.

Chickie said...

Bekah & Amy - At this point, Sweety would rather have folded laundry. I think once he sees what I've downloaded that he'll really appreciate it.

Bonanza Jellybean - I'm thinking of turning Wednesday into my weekly "mental health day".

Mike - Be careful and don't get the mouse touchpad sticky. It is very frustrating.

Anne Arkham - I tried that today. And today was the first time he ever came in and dusted the top of the lightbulb with his hand.

Midwestern City Boy said...

Having one computer for the adults and one for the kids is absolutely the way to go. We have had two computers (or more) for many years and would never go back to sharing. Enjoy your porn.

BTExpress said...

Can you recommend any good porn sites. Until I get "blanked" again, that's all I got and mine are getting boring.

anne arkham said...

Wow. I like the new look.

KyuBall said...

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!

Considering what you did to earn that Laptop, it's only fitting that you fill it with well chosen smut. Hell, that's what the internet is really for.

Chickie said...

MCB - We will never share a computer with the kids again. I have a new found freedom!

BTExpress - www.ten.com is REALLY worth the membership fee. Really.

Anne Arkham - Thanks! I felt rather energetic after viewing all the porn so I put that energy to good use!

Kyuball - Amen to that!