This is my fabulous umbrella. For years I've always had one of those small umbrellas that you can put in your purse or glove compartment and I always kept losing them because they were so small. After suffering through a downpour one evening I decided to go and buy the best umbrella that I could find.
While it may not be the biggest umbrella out there, it is one of the strongest. It has a double canopy to the wind can't turn it inside out and it opens automatically.
When I'm using it at work and I see other people in the parking lot with their wimpy umbrellas I like to pretend that my umbrella makes me invisible so they can't hear me calling their umbrellas pussies.
You see that messed up part of the wall by the electrical outlet? That's some of Tiny dog's handiwork.