After we get our fence up, I'd like a wombat. I know it's probably illegal to have one but I'd keep it hidden. Or maybe some Cornish hens or a miniature donkey. They could keep the grass eaten down and Sweety wouldn't need to mow. Surely they'd stay away from the pool and not fall in it.
Kristine at Random and Odd is doing something interesting. She has up for bid on eBay parts of her wedding. I hope she gets lots of money. I like reading about her family. If you use eBay, stick her auction on your "items watching" list so as to generate some more buzz about it.
For the longest time Sweety has been pestering me to sell something on eBay. I wasn't going to share the idea because now you will all know what a sick fuck he is but I feel like telling secrets today. He thinks I should start some kind of site (basically some kind of fetish hair site), get a following on it, grow my hair out really long and then auction off getting to shave my head. I think he is a damn loon.