Wombats and eBay

After we get our fence up, I'd like a wombat. I know it's probably illegal to have one but I'd keep it hidden. Or maybe some Cornish hens or a miniature donkey. They could keep the grass eaten down and Sweety wouldn't need to mow. Surely they'd stay away from the pool and not fall in it.

Kristine at Random and Odd is doing something interesting. She has up for bid on eBay parts of her wedding. I hope she gets lots of money. I like reading about her family. If you use eBay, stick her auction on your "items watching" list so as to generate some more buzz about it.

For the longest time Sweety has been pestering me to sell something on eBay. I wasn't going to share the idea because now you will all know what a sick fuck he is but I feel like telling secrets today. He thinks I should start some kind of site (basically some kind of fetish hair site), get a following on it, grow my hair out really long and then auction off getting to shave my head. I think he is a damn loon.


Mike said...

I like the idea of something that would cut down on grass mowing. That's thoughtful.

He may be on to something regarding that fetish hair site. I've seen weirder.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL! I don't know Chickie..that sounds like a fabulous idea to me...! (Just kidding....although, it might be a Very Very interesting thing to do...Of course, it could take a few years to get your hair long enough to be able bear to part with it...)

I wewmt to that site and ebay...That's pretty funny, too!!!

bekah said...

Sweety is a freak. You two are perfect for each other.

anne arkham said...

I'll bid.

Anonymous said...

That is a weird idea but sounds like it could raise some money...lmao


Zube Girl said...

Zube Boy called me his little wombat the other day. I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.

Chickie said...

Mike - A few dozen guinea pigs would be good to help keep the lawn trimmed too.

OOLOTH - I am growing my hair out as I type this.

Bekah - Ha. You ain't kidding!

Anne Arkham - Good. At least I know I'll get one bid.

Kat - That's what Sweety keeps saying but I don't think I'd want my Mom to see me on tv because I'm letting some stranger shave my head.

Zube Girl - You should be thrilled! Wombats are adorable!

Midwestern City Boy said...

Wouldn't the wambat want to eat Tiny Dog? I don't know how big they get but it don't look like the nicest animal in the world from its picture.

Chickie said...

MCB - Oh geez. I hadn't even thought of that. Let me clarify, I want a BABY wombat that will grow to love Tiny and not want to eat her.

anaglyph said...

You really don't want a wombat. Wombats are very grumpy and have big claws. What you really want is a bilby. They're cute and they have the added advantage of liking to eat slugs in your garden.