Sweety has resorted to paying me to clean the house. Now, it hasn't been pig-styish but not all shiny sparkly. Part of my check goes into his account and he suggested the other day that I give him $200 less a month and just keep the house shiny. And I jumped on that idea like white on rice.
Yesterday I got motivated and cleaned everywhere and today I get to sit around and read a book while the air smells like furniture polish. This is a win-win situation.
I wonder what else I could stop doing until he offers money for it?
8 comments:
remember not to cut off your nose to spite your face.
An once he starts offerin money fer ... ummm ... fer th whatevr ELSE, will you be acseptin cmpetitive bids?
The obvious answer to that question would be "giving him head," but then if you got paid directly for that you'd just be another prostitute, and that's boring.
You've got a heck of a deal there. I do think that he meant well but a quid pro quo arrangement like that sets a dangerous precedent. OK, so a clean house costs him 200 dollars. Now, that does not include changing the sheets of course. Does he realize that such will cost him and there will be a surcharge if he wanted a "happy ending" to the sheet changing process. Tsk, tsk, tsk....
Bo Snagley - I'll keep that in mind.
Mike - No kidding! Me too!
Joey Polanski - Perhaps. It depends on how high his offer is.
Bekah - I wouldn't call it prostitution; How about "At home escort service"?
Titus - Oh, but it does include sheet changes and all around happiness as well! I'm not trying to rip anyone off.
Clean the house now, but taper off once he gets used to it. He won't notice, and you'll get to keep the money.
You are a sneaky girl.. heheheh have a great day!
Anne Arkham - He won't forget. He doesn't forget ANYTHING. He can list every place we've ever dined, what we ate there, had sex at, he can even remember what clothes we wore. He won't forget about this.
Him - Thanks, you too!
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