If your lovely wife buys you tickets at a horribly inflated price to a baseball game that you want to go to - don't fucking call her REPEATEDLY at 1 a.m. in a beer fog to pester her. Just don't.
There are some dog butts that need a good scrubbing with a toothbrush.
I must go now.
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Did you jus call Sweety a dog butt an threatn him wit a good toofbrush scrubbin?
Make sure you rinse that toothbrush off in the toilet when you're finished.
This is a classic example of why I stopped drinking. You get yourself into situations you regret the next morning.
An aside: Bekah and you must have been separated at birth.
How would you like to come on by and help me wash up my kitty Sweetie? NO? Oh damn! Well....hope you are having fun with yoyur two cutiepies!
Tell Sweety to stop bending that elbow so much...(lol)
Put the toothbrush in the dogs butts, and take pictures with Sweety's camera. He'll find the pics eventually.
found your site from bekah's.... omgoodness i have big luv for it now.
your menagerie of pets is not unlike mine, although stinky could likey beat up my mr puddins or maddie fer sure.
i'll stop by again!
eep!
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Joey & Mike - Okay, you have figured out my secret...I really call Sweety "dog butt" when we're alone. It turns him on.
Bekah - But of course!
Titus - I do believe that Bekah and I are on the same bus.
OOLOTH - I could mail you the toothbrush when I'm done!
Anne Arkham - Unfortunately, he had the camera with him.
Bronxbt - Welcome :)
ok whose toothbrush do you use to perform this task.
is it soft or stiff bristles
and what do you do with the toothbrush afterwards.
Chickie - It's not the short bus, though... It's the super cool magic flying bus.
Nice visual. Thanks.
Bo Snagley - Sweety's, of course.
Soft bristles.
Load it up with toothpaste and give to Sweety so he can brush his teeth.
Bekah - Definitely. Can it be pink?
Pixie - Heh, you're welcome.
Of course it's pink.
And it's bejewelled.
WOW - what a funny site and I loved the dog pics plus the wee animated gif (?) cartoony character. Just popped over for a quick read - hillarious! ;-)
Yet another use for a used toothbrush. Thank you.
Zack says you suck. He's just not excited to have a clean ass. Not as much fun to lick, I guess.
'ber - Luckily for him, I don't get many of those calls!
Bekah - Bejewelled?! Love it!
Laclos - Why thank you :)
Zube Girl - Tell Zack to be happy or I'll teach you how to squeeze his anal glands.
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