I Bite

I have:
One basset hound barking her fool head off.
One chihuahua rubbing her asshole on my number 4 toe.
Two children sniping at each other.
One messy house.
One headache.

I don't need a baby. I need a valium.


BO Snagley said...

yeah, Valium and a toe sanitizer

Amy said...

What is wrong with your dog? This all comes from you having to squeeze her asshole, you know. ;o)

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

Lets run away. I've had the same week. Are we twins? I have cats though and one is in heat.

jedimacfan said...

Kate and I talked about getting a chihuahua once we get a house of our own (despite striking evidence to the contrary on my blog). We have a name picked out and everything. But I'm not sure I want my toes rubbed on...

Chickie said...

Bo Snagley - I'll just let Stinky dog lick them clean.

Amy - You might be right. I'd never thought of it as a revenge sort of thing. She is very sneaky though.

Tragic - So where do you wanna go? :)

JediMacFan - The toe rubbing thing isn't THAT bad. I like it in a sick sort of way.

patti_cake said...

No wonder you didn't post early yesterday! Hope today is better for you

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