"You reap what you sow."
"You're a fucktard."
"What goes around comes around."
"You made your bed, now lie in it."
"I want to stab you in the eye with a pickle fork."
Maybe I'll talk about what's pissing me off later when I'm not seeing red.
Or after I stab her with that pickle fork.
7 comments:
I've never considered using a pickle fork as a weapon before. You're so creative.
Since I have ex wife, I can realistically say "You are so f'in right".
The pickle fork is creative too. Wish I had one around a few years ago. It probably would have been more satisfying than taking her precious expensive bath towels.
Well, whatever she did I'm sure it was once again for HER benefit...being the selfish narcissist that she is!!! Go get her, Chickie!
I used to think this way about wife #1 when I was married. Then one day I realized wife #3 wished these things on me. She knows better now and we all just wish them on the sperm donor.
jeesh do I make any sense at all?
Bathtime Gal - My tolerance level towards the EW is at an all time low.
Bekah - I'd also dip the fork in tabasco sauce before starting to stab.
Thomas Vickers - Hey, you're lucky that you got nice bath towels! Sweety's EW would return anything of any value back to the store for cash that she could use on her boyfriend.
OOLOTH - It just amazes me that some people can be so stupid.
Joey Polanski - Oh, I like the combining!
Yep, it's me - I hear what you're saying. But really, Sweety's a pretty good one.
Heh heh. A pickle fork. Nice.
You stab her and it it accidently kills her i'll help you hide the body 'k? Oh, did I say that out loud????
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