10/31/06

More Than You Need To Know

I was digging through my purse earlier and thought I'd share it's contents with the masses.

Who needs all of this crap?

First Row

Earplugs - Just in case I need to take an emergency nap.

Crazy pills - To keep me from setting anybody on fire.

Thumbtack - You never know when you'll meet a boil that needs lancing.

Broken key ring thingy - It has a heart and "Mom" written on the front. LittleBrother gave it to me for Christmas a couple of years ago and I keep it even though it's broken.

Drink coaster from Chili's - Where it's always happy hour!

Birthstone ring - A gift from a friend. It's broken and I carry it around in case I find somewhere that I want to leave it to be fixed.

Soup spoon - Stolen from my favorite Mexican restaurant in East Texas. I used to use it when I was cooking drugs but I've kicked the habit since finding a better use for my syringes. Now I use it for soup.

Second Row

Eyebrow pencil & lipstick & nail polish - Because you never know who you're gonna run into.

Empty bottle of something & empty birth control packet.

Face powder & magnifying mirror - Because I own the world's greasiest face.

Glitter glue sticks & glitter pen - Have I mentioned that I love glitter?

Nacho Libre pen - I love Nacho.

Cough drops & pennies - I always have pennies. Good for hurling at bums.

Two sulfide (?) pills - My Mom gave them to me in June. She said they'd get rid of my sinus infection. I should probably eat them now.

Row Three

Hairbrush - Stolen from Sweety. It's more fun to use since it's stolen.

Identification & credit/debit cards.

Trash & coupons - I'm bad about carrying receipts around forever.
If I see a website or something that I think I might like to cook for the family in a magazine, I'll rip it out and carry it with me forever. I may never utilize any of the recipes but it makes me feel like I'm doing something for my family by carrying the recipes around.

10 comments:

Titus said...

Thanks for giving me my fix. I love rooting through a woman's purse (a girlfriend's) when I am allowed to. There is this thrill of finding something one is not supposed to. A single friend carried a pair of fresh panties in a Ziploc bag because you never knew when you might have an unexpected hot date.

r.fuel said...

Thanks for the link. I love the dogs' costumes. Fantastic.

Osbasso said...

Thank you for sharing!

Chickie said...

Titus - I like to dig through purses but most people look at you weird if you ask to do so.

R. Fuel - I came up with this post just so I'd have a clever way to link to yours.

Osbasso - Thanks for reading!

The Phosgene Kid said...

No kitchen sink??

Chickie said...

The Phosgene Kid - Nah, I'm not much of a neat freak.

danette said...

Gosh - you seem so normal...
My purse contains all weird stuff like screwdriver and load of USB cable, extentions, and bluetooth deviced. Also has a load of lipsticks and glosses. Handcream & painkillers. A notepad & pen. My wallet with cash slips & bills from 1996!? (JK, looks like it though)...
Other than that I also keep 2 sets of keys... err... and I think I'll stop right there as it might get embarrassing :P

danette said...

gosh ... my grammer sucks in that post... sorry --- suppose its my lack of sleep that's causing it...
G'night!

Chickie said...

Danette - Heh, I was carrying around a screwdriver and a scalpel for awhile but took them out. Don't really know why I tossed them in there in the first place!

danette said...

A scalpel???? LOL...