More Than You Need To Know

I was digging through my purse earlier and thought I'd share it's contents with the masses.



First Row

Earplugs - Just in case I need to take an emergency nap.

Crazy pills - To keep me from setting anybody on fire.

Thumbtack - You never know when you'll meet a boil that needs lancing.

Broken key ring thingy - It has a heart and "Mom" written on the front. LittleBrother gave it to me for Christmas a couple of years ago and I keep it even though it's broken.

Drink coaster from Chili's - Where it's always happy hour!

Birthstone ring - A gift from a friend. It's broken and I carry it around in case I find somewhere that I want to leave it to be fixed.

Soup spoon - Stolen from my favorite Mexican restaurant in East Texas. I used to use it when I was cooking drugs but I've kicked the habit since finding a better use for my syringes. Now I use it for soup.

Second Row

Eyebrow pencil & lipstick & nail polish - Because you never know who you're gonna run into.

Empty bottle of something & empty birth control packet.

Face powder & magnifying mirror - Because I own the world's greasiest face.

Glitter glue sticks & glitter pen - Have I mentioned that I love glitter?

Nacho Libre pen - I love Nacho.

Cough drops & pennies - I always have pennies. Good for hurling at bums.

Two sulfide (?) pills - My Mom gave them to me in June. She said they'd get rid of my sinus infection. I should probably eat them now.

Row Three

Hairbrush - Stolen from Sweety. It's more fun to use since it's stolen.

Identification & credit/debit cards.

Trash & coupons - I'm bad about carrying receipts around forever.
If I see a website or something that I think I might like to cook for the family in a magazine, I'll rip it out and carry it with me forever. I may never utilize any of the recipes but it makes me feel like I'm doing something for my family by carrying the recipes around.