Happy Valentine's Day!

Hearts Don't you wish you could find some hearts like this?

Today I shampooed the living room carpet. Ohmyword, it was truly horrid. The best part of it all was when I was in the kitchen, putting new water in the water bucket for the thing, and I looked out and saw Tiny dog munching on the Stinky dog hairwads that were in the bottom of the cleaner. Can we say "Fucking gross!"? Agh, it'll be awhile before I let her kiss me again.

The second best part was when I started to sprint out there to stop her and my wet sneakers hit the wooden floor and I slid aways before gaining my footing. I think that slide took at least 3 years off of my life.

Sweety mentioned going out to eat tonight but I don't know that I feel like it. I'm all grubby from messing with the floor and anywhere you go is going to be crowded tonight. Eh, we'll see.

I wonder if Bekah has squeezed out her baby yet? I can't wait to see pictures of her! I've been doing really good with getting my baby fixes here and here but it will be nice to have a fresh baby to ogle for awhile.


Michael said...

Dogs are not discriminating diners. This is proven every time one of the daschunds drags something unrecognizable onto the back porch. On that note, you should definitely go eat with hubby tonight. If you don't let him do stuff for you he'll feel guilty for getting the Valentine's Day sex later.

Yeah, who am I kidding?


Chickie said...

What Valentine's Day sex? This is the one day of the year that I definitely won't give it up just because everyone else does!

Okay, not really...

I did agree to dinner. Now I've gotta get ready!

Joey Polanski said...

When ya go out t eat, dont take Tiny Dog.

She already et.

Happy VD!

Mike said...

I plan to take myself out later for Valentin's day. Probably going to get myself drunk and then take advantage of myself later.

Enjoy your dinner if you do go out.

Midwestern City Boy said...

It seems like Tiny Dog samples almost everything. Is there anything that she will not eat? I'd never let her touch me with that mouth considering the places it has been. What about when you're not watching?

patti_cake said...

Tiny Dog definitely has, ah, eclectic tastes LOL

We didn't go out to eat either, but I did get takeout and it was yummy.

Baby fixes, I have to smell the baby and be able to kiss the tiny baby fingers and toes to get my fix.

CyberWarlock said...

Hah! I love the dead cupid on the top of your blog!! Awesome!

L said...

happy (!) belated V Day :)

I also love the dead cupid

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Tiny Dog is consistantly surprising, isn't she? And if memory serves, she is big on eating gross things...! LOL!
Hope you had a wonderful dinner on ValDay...I gotta go back and check out that dead cupid!

bekah said...

I've always refused to go out on Valentine's Day because everything is always jammed with people, and I'd much rather go some other night to celebrate rather than deal with the masses.

Which is good, considering our Valentine's Days in the future are going to be a lot different, anyway. I wonder if Chuckie Cheese is crowded on Valetine's?

Chickie said...

Joey Polanski - Tiny Dog always has room for one more bite.

Mike - Hey, you aren't a cheap date, are you?

Midwestern City Boy - I don't think there's anything that she won't eat. Maybe I'll make her rinse with some Listerine before she kisses me again.

Patti_Cake - Ah! Don't mention smelling babies to me! I love to sniff babies.

CyberWarlock - It tickled me.

L - Thank you!

Lady of the Hills - It's been ascertained that Tiny will eat anything small enough to fit in her mouth.

Bekah - Do yourself a favor and never let your kid know about Chuck E Cheese. That place is the 3rd circle of hell.