I just made it back from the local pharmacy where I delivered beatdowns to anyone that stood between me and the perfect Valentine's Day cards and candy! And (oh this is the best part!) I had coupons for my purchases!
You know those people that you get behind in line at the store that have coupons to use and they take forever? Today, I was one of those folks. I had 3 coupons to use but couldn't use any of them together. So I had to ring up everything in 3 separate purchases. I just pretended that I didn't see all of the people seething behind me in line while I took forever and a day to checkout. Usually, I'm one of those people in line and decided that today was my day to take advantage of my coupons!
I was also pissed off because I realized that I had a $5 off coupon that had expired yesterday and decided to use all the coupons that I had to get back at them.
Oh lovely, I hear the sprogs arguing over what they're going to watch on television. They have the voices of angels. Listening to them makes me want to go eat all of the candy that I just bought for them for Valentine's Day.