Bob Dole & Easter Bunnying

Here is Sweety pretending to be Bob Dole. I love how he asks for a pen.


Sweety is having spinal fusion surgery done towards the end of this month to fix his jacked up self. It's gotten to where he can't stand it anymore. And I can't stand it anymore either. Hurting all of the time has turned him into a real grouchass.

The Easter Bunny has worked her magic and is ready for bed. The boys have eggs to hunt outside and a follow-the-paper-trail hunt inside. I am one kick ass Easter Bunny. Easter is one of my favorite holidays because I get to hide small things.

This joke has always tickled me.
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!

The man was astonished.

He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.

It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
Heh, I hope everybody has a good one!


Regal said...

Well I wondered what you were doing up commenting after 1 a.m. - you were hiding Easter eggs and such. Good for you - was always fun for me. Even though my daughter is 16 and niece is 13 I had an elaborate Easter Egg hunt in my back yard last year. The adults loved it and went crazy. I hope they're not disappointed this year but the weather is much colder out today then it was last year. We could have eater our dinner outside last year it was so warm and beautiful.

I was going to ask how Sweety was and I see he's having surgery. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Believe it or not back surgery isn't as painful as other surgeries. You'll be sruprised at how well he feels after that surgery. My ex had 3 back surgeries during our marriage.

Have a nice day and Bob Dole was funny.

Oh, Easter dinner - easy - the ham is an easy meal - you pretty much just shove that bad boy in the oven and leave it alone.

kat said...

Who's doing his fusion? You guys are in Fla right? Dr. Anthony Moreno freaking rules.
Just sayin'.

Hope he feels better soon. :)

Sara Sue said...

LMAO!! I love Sweetie's imitation of limp dick Dole! Viagara and a pen, baby! Hope all goes well with the surgery.

Rich | Championable said...

I find myself wishing for Bob Dole to be back in active politics. I may be a liberal, but I miss the true Republicans. I may not have agreed with the dude, but Bob Dole served his country with honor, unlike, um, some current Presidents I might name.

Nice imitation. Now I'm picturing Bob Dole in bed, with no shirt on, and I can't stop. Aaaaaah!


Joey Polanski said...

Thanks fer th joke.

From now on, if anyone evr asks me what a rabbit has t do wit th hollyday celebratin th resurrection, I can tell em!

P.S. Off-topick: Im still tryin t figgr out what th spinnin girl at th bottm o th page is doin. She looks like shes holdin a pair o pool cues. Shes also wigglin her butt a little. Any idears?

Chickie said...

Regal - The egg hunt went well but I was so tired today! Next time I hide eggs, I'll do them earlier!

Ham is our Christmas food. I love a Honeybaked ham...mmmm...

Kat - Yeah, we're in FL but it would be a good drive for us to use a doctor down your way. Sweety likes the surgeon and his regular doctor said it's who he would use if he had to have the surgery himself.

Sara Sue - He walks around doing that damned imitation all the time. I'll almost be sad when he's well with no disability to mock.

Rich Championable - Ouch, sorry to give you such a visual!

Joey Polanski - I'm not sure what the sticks are but she's wiggling because she has worms and it makes her butt itchy.