4/9/07

Easter Hangover

So, how did I choose to celebrate the resurrection of our Lord & Savior?

By tearing through Dunkin Donuts like a bat outta hell. I stopped there on my way to work and got a dozen donuts, a box of coffee and an onion bagel with cream cheese. And that bagel was tasteeee. And the coffee. Oh man, I probably had 5 well doctored up cups along with my three donuts. By the time my lunch time rolled around (at 3:30 p.m.), I was crashing hard off of my sugar induced high and went and took a nap in my car.

This was the first major deviation that I've had from my diet and I'm not going to beat myself up over it. As a matter of fact, I give myself points for not going whole hog and eating 2 cheeseburgers and salty, golden fries for lunch.

I was thinking today...

If you could go the rest of your life and eat whatever you wanted and not gain an ounce but you had to give up orgasms, would you? You could still have sex, and heck, you wouldn't even have to let your partner know that you weren't getting the big O. You could just fake it. I think I'd pass on the orgasms. Probably.

15 comments:

Joey Polanski said...

I dunno.

You was pretty big on th Big O when you responded to a similr question ovr at th JPS.

Im left t think eithr ya aint too big on laffin or yer REALLY big on FOODski!

Cissy Strutt said...

How about - eat some of what you want some of the time, and keeps the Ooos rolling.

Thomas said...

Just not sure how to answer that.
I think the Big O gotta stay.

I can just have more of them to go with all the crap I eat and I have to loose weight? Right?

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~*Kelli*~ said...

Ah...I could do without the orgasms for ANY KIND of food when I really want it.

You just HAD to ask this on the day after the day I was standing sideways giving my daughter a shower, looked in the mirror and thought. OH MY FREAKIN' GOD....WHERE DID THAT OTHER FAT ROLL COME FROM...!!! I now have TWO fat rolls. OH. MY.God.

I'm not eating any more. Ever.

So nevermind...give me the orgasms...no more food...

patti_cake said...

If I could have a thin body I was happy with and then give up the big O for not gaining any weight I would do it. In a NY minute. Happy Belated Easter and that bagel sounds yum-o!

Sara Sue said...

That's just wrong. Give up orgasms?? No effing way! Why have a great body if you aren't going to *truly* enjoy it! Besides, mutual orgasm is the best thang EVER! Please don't ever make me think about such a thing again, Chickie, or I'll tell Sweetie on you!

Liar Liar said...

Well, Os are pretty rare in my world, anyway, but we won't get into that. So I'd have to say: If I could get to and maintain my "ideal" weight while eating annnnyyyyything I want, I'd totally give up Os for it.

(Now, that's not giving up sex or romance or any of those warm-fuzzy things that usually go with the Os.)

Midwestern City Boy said...

You can certainly tell than men and women are live on different planets when it comes to sex. I wouldn't even go without the big O for a year to be at my ideal weight forever. Not even close.

Mike said...

Sex, if done properly, can be pretty messy so I am thinking that there has to be some pay-off at the end to make up for all the hard work and mess.

Chickie said...

Heh, I got a kick out of your comments!

To clarify: I'd only trade food for the O's if Sweety didn't know about it. I wouldn't want him to know that I was faking it.

Amy said...

Uh... I actually had to REALLY, REALLY think about this one. And, I don't think I could give up orgasms. I just don't think I could.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh My God, YES! I would definitely pass on the Orgasms....The idea that I could eat whatever I wanted and NOT gain weight---Yes....Pass On Those Over Rated Orgasms...(LOL)
Well....maybe they weren't over rated, but...I love this idea Chickie. Now, how do we get this to work using The Secret??

Chickie said...

Amy - It took me a good 45 seconds (while I was chewing my bagel) to make my decision.

Lady of the Hills - Maybe we should both put on our tinfoil hats and start channelling our thoughtbeams to a common idea. Then we could see if The Secret would work for groups of people. Let's use the thoughtbeams to peel weight away while we eat butter! :)

L said...

give up orgasms???!!!

never

Chickie said...

L - Oh come on now, there are some mighty fine tasty food items out there, waiting to be gorged on.