I must be the last person on the planet to hear about The Secret. I didn't watch the movie but read the book at work the other day.
The basic premise is that like attracts like and if you throw positive energy out and live like you already have what you want, then it will come to you.
So, I decided to try some positive thoughtbeams instead of my normal evil ones.
It didn't work very well.
Have you ever had a thought that wasn't nice at all and you know it but you just can't quit thinking it?
When I have the opportunity, I love to use handicap accessible bathrooms. I like the luxury of having my own sink and room to turn around. Whenever I latch the door behind me in one I always say a quick prayer of thanks: "Thank you God for making handicapped people so I can have this bathroom. Amen." And as soon as I say that I wince to myself because it is such a not nice thing to say.
I figure it's just a matter of time before Sweety or I becomes wheelchair bound and then I'll have to use them as a necessity.