If It's Not One Thing Then It's A Million

Monday was a pain in the ass.

In order, I:
Drove halfway to work before rememebering that I'd left the back door and the porch door leading to the back door hanging wide open. Called Sweety to let him know that I'd done it so I wouldn't spend all day worrying about how pissed he'd be to come home and find it. I'd rather get the ass chewing out of the way.

Got to work to find that I'd left my identification badge at home. But hey, that's okay! I can show the security guards my driver's license and they'll give me a temporary badge!

Oh goody, I've left my driver's license at home also! Have the feeling that my supervisor is on vacation so she won't be able to let me into the building. If your supervisor isn't in and you don't have photo ID then security will send you home to get your badge. Let dread build in my guts as I approach the front desk at work.

Thank my lucky stars that the security guard took pity on me and let me in anyway instead of sending me home for my badge and causing me to be 90 minutes late for work.

Got really thirsty. Walk halfway to the cafeteria and realize that I had no debit card or form of payment on me. Drink water that tastes like it came out of the toilet from the water fountain while thinking of soda.
While I was at work, I made myself a sign as a reminder to "check the door" before I leave. I think if I leave the house open again that Sweety will beat me with a rubber hose.

Check Door

See those blue birds on the gear control? I've had them forever. I got them 7 or so years ago and they rode to Florida on my old truck's gear shift and then migrated to this one. During the 19 hour drive from Texas to Flordia, Sweety and I used the birds to talk to each other and illustrate sexual acts. Good times, good times.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!


Moosekahl said...

I've had days like that! The last time I did go back to my car to turn around and drive home for my ID and pager. My damn key got stuck in the ignition and wouldn't turn at all! It was great :(

Happy HNT!

Tricia said...

I have a feeling you're going to end up with a lot of ribbons tied around your fingers.

Welcome to the club. I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached!


~*Kelli*~ said...

mama said there'd be days like this. mama didn't mention that my LIFE would be like this...

Res said...

I don't drive..but, if I did I'd probably be just like you, right down to the cutie-kitsch, swinging near the steering wheel.

~~nice hands,btw.

HappyHNT...and, drive carefully (lotta nuts out there!)


Anonymous said...

Hope that helps!

Happy HNT!

tkkerouac said...

very cute, happy HNT!

patti_cake said...

Oh the badge thingie chaps my ass too. Good thing they didn't make you 90 mins late for work!

Great pic - did BB draw it?

Love the bluebirds, you and Sweety are so wrong! I love it!

Thomas said...

Is that a rubics cube in the consol?


bekah said...

Maybe you need another picture with a check and a wallet sign.

And do you REALLY have your Christmas wreath on your door still?

AndyT13 said...

Mmmm... Oh, sorry. Just picturing beating you with a rubber hose. :-)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

One of those days, huh, Chickie?
LOL, LOL....Those Birdies are real cute...and such a pretty color!

Sara Sue said...

I bet you go commando to work some days too, huh?

Laurie said...

Thank god you and my husband aren't married. You'd both be totally fucked. Hope your day got better!

Rich | Championable said...

Some days are just do-overs. You know?

The Phosgene Kid said...

Forgetting the badge I can understand, but please, no more puppet shows while you are driving!!

Joey Polanski said...

If that ass-chewin caused you a PAIN in th ass, then whoevr was doin th chewin wunt doin it right.

Chickie said...

Patti_Cake - I built the sign myself using my immense collection of Sharpie permanent markers and highlighters. I do lots of art at work.

Thomas - Yes it is. BB & LB spend their time in the car trying to get it in order.

Bekah - Nah, my wreath is down but I didn't want to draw just a plain door.

Sara Sue - Only when I don't have time to find any drawers. So, yeah, I go commando a lot.

The Phosgene Kid - But nothing helps pass time like a pornographic puppet show!

Joey Polanski - Sometimes, I like it like that.

Thanks to Everybody for coming by!