In order, I:
Drove halfway to work before rememebering that I'd left the back door and the porch door leading to the back door hanging wide open. Called Sweety to let him know that I'd done it so I wouldn't spend all day worrying about how pissed he'd be to come home and find it. I'd rather get the ass chewing out of the way.While I was at work, I made myself a sign as a reminder to "check the door" before I leave. I think if I leave the house open again that Sweety will beat me with a rubber hose.
Got to work to find that I'd left my identification badge at home. But hey, that's okay! I can show the security guards my driver's license and they'll give me a temporary badge!
Oh goody, I've left my driver's license at home also! Have the feeling that my supervisor is on vacation so she won't be able to let me into the building. If your supervisor isn't in and you don't have photo ID then security will send you home to get your badge. Let dread build in my guts as I approach the front desk at work.
Thank my lucky stars that the security guard took pity on me and let me in anyway instead of sending me home for my badge and causing me to be 90 minutes late for work.
Got really thirsty. Walk halfway to the cafeteria and realize that I had no debit card or form of payment on me. Drink water that tastes like it came out of the toilet from the water fountain while thinking of soda.
See those blue birds on the gear control? I've had them forever. I got them 7 or so years ago and they rode to Florida on my old truck's gear shift and then migrated to this one. During the 19 hour drive from Texas to Flordia, Sweety and I used the birds to talk to each other and illustrate sexual acts. Good times, good times.
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!