Showing posts with label hnt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hnt. Show all posts

6/5/08

Pretending

Occasionally, it's hard for me to fall asleep. I have a little something that I do to help that along.

I pretend that I'm a clam.


My legs look odd because I'm busy rubbing my feet together. I have to do that before I go to sleep.

You can't see them in the photo, but the earplugs are in so everything is muffled. Just like it would be if I were underwater. I fold myself over like that and chant, "I am a clam. I am a clam." in my head, over and over again until I fall asleep.

It's also fun to cover up completely with the sheet and stick one foot out. I flip it around and pretend it's my clam foot and that I'm trying to kick it in the sand so I can move along the sea floor.

If I want to lay on my stomach - I pretend that I'm an ear of corn.

Have a lovely Half Nekkid Thursday!

5/29/08

Nekkid Again

Chilling with the frog.

You can click it for a different version.

I realized this morning that I couldn't squeeze into the really big pantyhose that I had purchased yesterday so you get smudgy photos. I'm too fluffy for real life.

I also started my string cheese (lowfat, like sawdust string cheese) and diet soda diet today. I did really good. Except for the few minutes that I thought Sweety was mad at me and I made myself feel better by eating all of the cheese dip and tortilla chip crumbs.

Happy HNT!

5/17/08

A Day Late And A Dollar Short

This was supposed to go up on Thursday in honor of three years of Half Nekkidness but I ended up getting home after midnight that day so you get it today. Lucky you.

pool


Sweety is out of pocket til tomorrow evening so it's just me and the boys until then. LittleBrother(11) has a baseball game in a bit and I'd rather cut of my pinky toe than go. It's too freaking hot and the game promises to be brutal. LB doesn't want to go either and offered to stay at home and play rummy with me for 2 hours if we skipped the game. He certainly knows my weak spot but I told him we must go. He only has one more game after this one before the season is over.

One of my friends and her kids are coming over tonight and I've tried to tidy the house. I'll just keep the lights low and maybe she won't notice the dust or stray dog hair tumbleweeds. I've washed the stinking dogs and that is half the battle to a clean house.

You wanna see crazy? My twenty pounds of bath bombs arrived Thursday. As I petted them and cackled with glee, Sweety asked me if I realized that I have a problem. Of course I do. But I won't need to get any more bath bombs for a long time.

The cabinet is still full and I have no idea where I'm going to put these. Going to make room somewhere. I kind of like looking at them on the kitchen counter for now though.

Someone that I find rather attractive told me that she has a girl crush on me. And she likes boys too. We both share oral fixations. This could be interesting. Sweety? Are you picking up what I'm laying down?

I drank a ton wee bit last night and ate 3 bananas while I was doing it. Have you ever had a hangover with that much produce inside of you? I could still taste them this morning.

Ah shit. It's 2 o'clock. I have an hour to finish tidying the house and to get ready for the baseball game.

2/7/08

A Good Fish

Click for color!

Happy HNT!

You can click it for the colorized version.

1/10/08

Happy Thursday!

I don't like to have the sunroof open because I am afraid of flipping over in the car and having my head scrubbed off like a pencil eraser. I put my fears aside after the niece and I had our nails done last week. She was in a hurry to get them dry.

Alternate use for the sunroof


Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

12/27/07

Better Late Than Never...

Today's Half Nekkid Thursday assignment was to pick my favorite HNT photo of 2007.

It would have to be this set of photos.

It cracks me up to see the hounds' feet under the coffee table! I laugh every time I see these photos.


Hi, Tiny!

Hi, Stinky!

Happy HNT!

This one was a close second. I like the sparkly water.

11/8/07

A Lazy HNT

Lazy

I am running low on creativity. I present to you a crappy, camera phone photo that was taken this summer. That orange thing in my ear is an ear plug. Everyone should wear ear plugs when they sleep. It is the best sleep ever.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

10/25/07

Starring Stinky Dog

Merry Bedmas!
Cheese!


She's a hairy mess but I love her.

Happy HNT!

10/18/07

Waterbaby

clicky clicky


Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Pssst! It's a click through.

10/11/07

Peek-A-Boo

peeking


You probably know what day it is. Have a good one!

9/6/07

It's Problematic To Pose Prettily...


When your dogs won't leave you alone.

Hi, Tiny!

Hi, Stinky!

Happy HNT!

I love alliteration!

8/30/07

Waking Up

He always wakes up with a mohawk. I like it. He reminds me of an owl when he looks like this.

mohawk


Happy Half Nekkid Tuesday!

8/23/07

Little Blood Sucking Bastards

This is what happens if you get in the pool at night and leave just your head sticking out of the water. You get 2 mosquito bites on your nose and it swells to skin splitting size within 30 minutes. For comparison, that's my regular nose on the right. Sweety said that I looked like the saddest person in the world after the bites.

After mosquitos feasted on my nose My regular honker

Geez, looking at these photos side by side, I can see what a difference there is between the camera phone and my digital camera.

Happy HNT!

8/16/07

Not My Preferred Manner

It's hot.

I like to sleep pretty well covered to protect myself from gargoyles and zombies but it's just too hot for a blanket right now. It's also probably too hot for the gargoyles and zombies to be out so I guess I'll be safe.

Happy HNT!

8/9/07

All I Need Is A Rubber Ducky

Bekah was kind enough to photo my nekkidness a couple of weeks ago when we got to hang out. That tub was a-may-zing!

Pay no attention to the wild eyebrow.



I just love this picture!


Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

P.S. Sara Sue, when I slack off some Thursday, just remember that there were three lovely HNT photos for your viewing pleasure today! :)

8/2/07

What Are You Looking At?

This is what you get when you take my photo after I've gotten all sweaty while on a walk and tell you to not point the camera at me.

don't take my picture Happy HNT!

7/12/07

This Cracks Me Up

I thought that I knew what my favorite photo was but I spoke too soon.

It's this one.

Junior Krusty the Clown

BigBrother(12) decided that he was ready for a haircut and him and Sweety goofed around with it before shearing it all off to the same length. I almost pissed my pants when I peeked into the bathroom and saw the carnage.

Happy HNT!

6/21/07

Cooking

tan
Much like vampires, tanning beds are impossible to photograph clearly.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!