5/24/07

Greetings From Reno!

I like it here. I could totally live my entire life in a casino. So far, I've lost $60 in penny and quarter slots. Normally, I don't play slots but the pretty lights drew me in and ate part of my brain yesterday. Sweety put $5 in a penny slot and won $263. I has sat down at that machine but gave it to him because he wanted it. I'm such an unlucky person that it probably wouldn't have hit for me. Tonight or tomorrow, I will make my fortune at the blackjack tables!

Came all this way toting my cell phone and laptop and forgot the damn power cables for both of them. So I'm doing this at a hotel computer kiosk. I sold something on eBay for the first time and the auction ended Tuesday night and the buyer paid for it yesterday. I needed to log on to send him an email letting him know his stuff wouldn't be mailed til Monday. I sold some workboots and toted those with me here to mail but realize that it would be a huge pain in the ass to find a post office and mail them. I told the buyer that I'll still send them by priority mail and I'm refunding the shipping portion of his payment. I hope he doesn't leave bad feedback for me.

I learned yesterday that 2 all-you-can-eat buffets in one day is too much for my system. I damn near died.

The elevation here combined with the airplane ride have wreaked havoc on my sinuses. I was doing something nice for Sweety last night and my nose ran all over his stomach. It was dark so I just let him think that it was something else.

I better go before this damn machine charges me any more money. I'll holler at you all on Monday!

9 comments:

Osbasso said...

I hope Sweety appreciates all you do for him! Just be cautious when he returns the favor and you feel something on YOUR tummy!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Before you get to carried away at the tables take time to look at the wonderful buildings in town - then think about where the money for all of them came from...

Midwestern City Boy said...

"Doing something nice." I never heard a BJ called that before. From now on, I'll never think about the phrase "be nice" the same way.

Enjoy Reno!

Rich | Championable said...

Dude. You totally catch me off-guard sometimes. From workboots to buffets to, um, runny noses in three sentences. Hilarious, man.

patti_cake said...

Enjoy Reno and girl, may I just say you make me smile and laugh like no other. You are truly one of a kind!

P.S. If they leave you neg feedback i'll find them and beat their ass. I'm just sayin'.

Regal said...

You crack me up! Have FUN! Have MORE FUN!

Sara Sue said...

Live in a casino!!! You're just the person Reno is looking for! I sure wish I could have made it to Reno this weekend ... I suck! Speaking of sucking, do you think Sweetie would care if he knew the truth about your "deposit"?? I kinda doubt it :) Have a wonderful time and win ALL the casino money!

L & K
Sara Sue

Sara Sue said...

Almost forgot ... have y'all rented any hookers yet??

The Phosgene Kid said...

Just don't forget about us little people when you win big.