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I got a new car last week (Honda Civic) and I loooove it! It's so much smaller and gets much better gas mileage than the SUV that I was driving. And it has leather interior so when I sit down I just slide right into place. I think about how much I love it before going to sleep at night.

On Tuesday, Tiny Dog and I hopped into Penelope (that's the new car's name, Penny for short) and met up with the lovely Bekah. (Who I see tried to steal Tiny while I was taking a whiz!) Tiny got to meet her first baby and I got to pet Samantha too. Damn, that kid smells good! And her head is perfect! It's so round and fits right in the palm of your hand. I just slobbered all over her.

That evening we went out and met up with some of Bekah's friends and drank ourselves silly. A large time was had and I had the headache to prove it the next morning. Something interesting that I discovered, she likes to bite when she drinks and so do I - so we swapped bites. I think she got the bad end of the deal because it looks like she has a bullseye on each shoulder and I got away with just some teeth marks.

It was so nice getting to be alone with Tiny Dog! She sat in my lap when we were in the car and got to sleep with me in the hotel. The next morning, I drug my hungover ass downstairs to get some breakfast for her. She got to eat grits and sausage for breakfast while on vacation. I think me and Tiny should go on a trip alone every few months just so she can sleep with me. She loves it and so do I. Sweety is not a fan of canines in the bed so she is deprived of that pleasure when we're at home.

Oh, you know that BigBrother vomited all over the place 11 days ago? There must have been something in that kid that reacts badly to carpet because it took about a week to get the smell of death out of the house. It smelled like someone pissed in a bottle and then let it sit in the sun for a few days. I dreaded coming home because I knew that I'd have to live with The Smell. We'd shampooed the carpet multiple times and had put all sorts of things on the spot to get the smell out but nothing was working. We finally got some stuff from Oreck that worked! Yay! Now I don't wanna cry when I'm on my way home from work because I know I'm going to gag as soon as I walk in the house.


patti_cake said...

Yay for meeting your friend and you & Tiny getting away together. I think you should do it more often too.

Ick on pukey smell. Hope you all are feeling better now.

Sara Sue said...

Nice to have you back!! I love the pictures of Sammy and Tiny ... Adorable!

Amy said...

Puke smell... blaaaaaargghhh!!!

Mike said...

Great to see you back and glad you had a good time and what the hell is it with biters? My daughter Jackie bites all the time and I swear to God I have the scars on my arms to prove it.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Nothing like sun tea piss... sounds as though drinking with you really bites!

Chickie said...

Patti_Cake - I'd love to sneak away with Tiny more but I think Stinky dog would kill herself. She didn't eat until we got home!

Everybody's feeling better *knock on wood*

Sara Sue - It's good to be back! I've got my bloggy mojo going again!

Amy - That's what I say. I'll tell the kid to swallow his vomit before he does that to the floor again.

Mike - Have you ever delivered a controlled bite to someone? It just feels good.

The Phosgene Kid - Not surprisingly, Tiny spent a lot of time rubbing her head on the sun tea piss spot. Oh, it does bite but I keep you on your toes!

Titus said...

Will you post a picture of your car?

Midwestern City Boy said...

I don't get this biting thing at all. What does it have to do with alcohol?

P.S. Glad to see that you got your blogging mojo going again.

bekah said...

FYI... both my shoulders are still bruised.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Those are the cutest dearst pictures..ALL of them...That is such a sweet Baby...! And you look Beautuful with her! Tiny...what an adorable little sweetheart she is...Glad you had some "personal" time with her...I bet she was in Hoggity Heaven!
You guys are so funny...Biting??? LOL! Sounds like this was a wonderful time, Chickie...!

Chickie said...

Titus - See my newest post! :)

Midwestern City Boy - I dunno with the biting - it just feels good to me.

Bekah - Sorry. You probably have at least a week of green to look forward to.

Lady of the Hills - It was just a great time all around!