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I got a new car last week (Honda Civic) and I loooove it! It's so much smaller and gets much better gas mileage than the SUV that I was driving. And it has leather interior so when I sit down I just slide right into place. I think about how much I love it before going to sleep at night.

On Tuesday, Tiny Dog and I hopped into Penelope (that's the new car's name, Penny for short) and met up with the lovely Bekah. (Who I see tried to steal Tiny while I was taking a whiz!) Tiny got to meet her first baby and I got to pet Samantha too. Damn, that kid smells good! And her head is perfect! It's so round and fits right in the palm of your hand. I just slobbered all over her.

That evening we went out and met up with some of Bekah's friends and drank ourselves silly. A large time was had and I had the headache to prove it the next morning. Something interesting that I discovered, she likes to bite when she drinks and so do I - so we swapped bites. I think she got the bad end of the deal because it looks like she has a bullseye on each shoulder and I got away with just some teeth marks.

It was so nice getting to be alone with Tiny Dog! She sat in my lap when we were in the car and got to sleep with me in the hotel. The next morning, I drug my hungover ass downstairs to get some breakfast for her. She got to eat grits and sausage for breakfast while on vacation. I think me and Tiny should go on a trip alone every few months just so she can sleep with me. She loves it and so do I. Sweety is not a fan of canines in the bed so she is deprived of that pleasure when we're at home.

Oh, you know that BigBrother vomited all over the place 11 days ago? There must have been something in that kid that reacts badly to carpet because it took about a week to get the smell of death out of the house. It smelled like someone pissed in a bottle and then let it sit in the sun for a few days. I dreaded coming home because I knew that I'd have to live with The Smell. We'd shampooed the carpet multiple times and had put all sorts of things on the spot to get the smell out but nothing was working. We finally got some stuff from Oreck that worked! Yay! Now I don't wanna cry when I'm on my way home from work because I know I'm going to gag as soon as I walk in the house.