Chi Chi Has Landed!

The tiny, old, senile, bitchy dog with the giant coochie has arrived. Tiny Dog is having a hard time coping with the new addition. She's hyperventilating into a paper bag right now while she tries to chew through her wrists. I told her that Chi Chi probably only has a short time left on this earth but it did not calm her down. I swear, Chi Chi smells like death. Or maybe her ears just need a good cleaning.

Tiny Dog and Tinier Dog


bekah said...

Chi Chi is so cute, and please don't post another picture of the giant coochie.

Poor Tiny. Tell her she can come live with me and Prinny and Sammy if she feels to left out over there.

Mike said...

A tiny dog with a giant coochie. Great!

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Poor Dear Tiny...She must be in "trauma"....!Chi Chi sure is cute though...And you say she is 16? Why did your sister send her to you? (Did I miss that somehow?....Sorry Chickie...)
Anyway, I hope dear Tiny gets over this intrusion...Be sure to give her very special hugs! LOVE those pictures of her with Stinky...They are so adorable together...Stinky doesn't seem to be bothered by anything, does she? LOL!

Rich | Championable said...

Oh my God. Just the first sentence of your post made me laugh out loud.

Sara Sue said...

Why can't we see the giant coochie again??? Welcome home Chi Chi!

Joey Polanski said...

Call Scientifick American!

Chickie finaly found a bad-smellin chwawa!

Sara Sue said...

I just thought of something ... Sweetie has two cootchies on him in this picture. The big one on his bare leg. Sounds like a limerick should go here, no?

patti_cake said...

Tiny has to understand that Chi Chi needs special love in her last years and she has to share Mamma.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Cute pups!! There's the downside, getting attached and then having to say goodbye. Hopefully Chi Chi will set a record.

Chickie said...

Bekah - I just find the giant coochie so fascinating. I may make it my profile photo.

Tiny can't bring herself to leave because she knows Chi Chi would get all of the love then.

Mike - You know what's weird? She's a virgin. That big 'ol coochie has never even been used for its intended purpose.

Lady of the Hills - My sister had to move into a new place and they only allow 3 pets and Chi Chi drew the short straw.

I'm trying to love on Tiny more but she doesn't seem to want it. She's spending a lot of time just watching Chi Chi.

Rich Championable - Heh, I'm glad.

Sara Sue - I give you permission to use the photo as a screen saver.

Sweety noticed the giant coochie on his leg (i think it was wet) and he moved her right after the photo was taken.

Joey Polanski - Wait a minute! Don't use your quarter for a call yet! I gave her a bath and used 23 q-tips to clean her ears and now she smells like roses and sunshine.

Patti_Cake - Tiny's brain isn't big enough to get that. I'm thinking of taking her to the dog psychic. There's one near us.

The Phosgene Kid - Yeah, I hate it that it seems like she's just here to die. I hope she's got another good couple of years in her.