9/11/07

I Could Talk About How...

Tonight was BigBrother's(12) Open House at school.

His cuntofamother gave BB a dirty look and hissed, "She's only two!" when BB seemed to be embarrassed that his sister was pitching a huge fit and his mom wasn't doing a damn thing about it.

I almost asked her who did the tattoo of her fiance's name on her wrist. Because I might want to show Sweety how much I love him someday too.

I finally told Sweety tonight that when I see her at the school that I don't even acknowledge that she's there. I'm perfectly fine with standing 3 feet away from her and not saying a word. It's actually less stressful for me than making inane conversation. He said that explains why she's been so hateful to him on the phone lately. Sorry, Sweety.
Instead I'll just say: I'm glad that even at my fattest - I don't have cellulite on my face.

6 comments:

The Phosgene Kid said...

She was a valuable asset to NASA as her face was a perfect 3d map of the surface of the moon...

Chickie said...

So, why didn't we see any funds from her mappage?

Sara Sue said...

Cellulite on her FACE??? Ohhh, you have got to get us a picture of that!

patti_cake said...

Oh my! I think it terribly funny that you totally ignore her. Hah!

Thomas said...

Open house is a bitch no matter what type of beotch shows up.

Just wait, mine is tomorrow.
Of course I am on the other end of it, but it still sucks

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Chickie said...

Sara Sue - I don't wanna break the camera.

Patti_Cake - I look at it as a survival tactic.

Thomas - But I thought it would be fun for you since you're the star of the show! :)