12/4/07

Whoa.

Check out this guy (there are some pretty grody pictures there). He has a huge tumor on his face but hasn't had it removed because his religion forbids blood transfusions.

Now, after looking at those photos, I've got two questions for you.

Don't you suppose that thing stinks? Surely he can't clean all of those little crevices.

I wonder what it would smell like if you fried it?

You can thank Bekah for bringing this to my attention to share with you.

18 comments:

Thomas said...

I bet it smells like sour ass, but tastes like chicken ......

TV

Chickie said...

TV - I think it would smell like rotten garbage being dried and chewing it would be like eating a really old, brittle rubber tire.

I've given way too much thought to this.

patti_cake said...

CHICIKE! You are killing me here. I bet it does stink. It would make a nice little conversation in a jar though no? Sorry I couldn't talk the doc into giving me my tumor to send you. I did ask, much to his amusement. He prolly thinks i'm tres' weird. Oh well.

SCANJOLINA said...

I refuse to click the link. By the comments and your grossness, I'm going to just skip this post before I vomit on my keyboard.

:rolls eyes: LOL

Chickie said...

Patti_Cake - It sucks that your doctor wouldn't let you have it! I'd have turned it into a nice paperweight. Rats.

Scanjolina - Aw...c'mon! You know you wanna peek!

Mike said...

And here I was feeling bad because my face is a little bit swollen from an abscessed tooth.

Damn, that is just awful.

Kat said...

Fried? Fried? gack! LOL

Jen said...

Ok, I wasn't going to comment, because ewww, it's just not ok! I hate when religion gets in the way... But then I kept reading your post and the part about it being fried just about made me gag! Ugh *shivers*

moooooog35 said...

Am I the only one who's craving a McNugget right now?

Elise said...

The poor guy! I feel like cutting it off... I reckon he should convert religions, just until the op is done. x

bekah said...

mooooooooooog's comment made me throw up in my mouth a little bit...

Chickie said...

Mike - See? Just when you think that you've got it bad...

Kat & Jen - I'm sorry. This is just how my mind works. I gross myself out on a regular basis.

Moooooog35 - Yes. You are alone.

Elise - I can't think or a better time that it would be good to convert and then go back to your old religion and ask for forgivness! I hope the new type of surgery works for him!

Bekah - It will be awhile before I order those from McD's.

mace said...

Wouldn't you get to the point where you just said fuck religion?

here today, gone tomorrow said...

God, your mind...I'm in awe.

Sara Sue said...

LMAO!! Fried it?? Bake it.

Chickie said...

Mace - You would think so but I guess not. Since I'm not religious though, it's easy for me to say. If I had something growing over my freaking eye though? I'd have to get that shit off somehow.

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow - Don't be. It's a curse.

Sara Sue - I think you'd get a truer feel for how it smells if it was frying. Something about all of the fumes going into the air from the frying pan. I'd want to fry it so I could see it cook too.

A Girl, A Boy, and Me said...

I am feeling terribly ill right now.

A pox on him for allowing to be photographed!

Oh wait...it's already been done.

Chickie said...

A Girl, A Boy, and Me - I wonder how he'll make his living once the thing is removed? It seems he's somewhat of a local celebrity now.