2/6/08

Sometimes It's Creepy In My Head

I'm going to share a couple of things that I think about. These might be considered weird things to wonder about but I think that we all think about strange things but not everyone talks about them.

Have you ever seen a guy do that trick with his penis where he tucks it all in his nutsack and it looks kind of like a giant bellybutton? I wonder how many large marshmallows you could poke in there once the weenie is turned inside-out? I'm going to have to get Sweety drunk and conduct a science experiment.

I know that I've mentioned that Chi Chi has a giant coochie. I can't help but sometimes wonder what could be crammed in there. (gently and with lubrication, of course) I'm thinking she could take at least 3 chocolate M&M's with no problem. Maybe one of the peanut kind.

13 comments:

SCANjolina said...

You know, often WEIRD things have crossed my mind. I thought about dotting all of the i's in my name with hearts. Then I realized that my name has no i's in it.

Then I wondered WTF was up with my ipod. It had no sound, and I had turned it off and on, even reset it. Then I realized that I hadn't plugged in my headphones.

BUT..I have NEVER thought about putting candy in crevices that shouldn't have candy in them. Ever.

I do believe you should ask in if there's a bed available in Britney Spears' room?

;) Love ya

Chickie said...

Scanjolina - I can't help it. I like to hide things. I'm always wondering what I could stash in any available space.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL, LOL..Just how often do you contmplate these two things?
And does Chi Chi or Sweety have a cjoice here?? LOL!

BTW: Those trees make me feel lonely, too, Chickie. I think it is one of the things I just love about them....Just looking at them creates so much emotion!

Chickie said...

Lady of the Hills - Chi Chi doesn't have a choice but my curiosity will not overwhelm my sense of not being cruel to animals. Sweety does have a choice but I'm pretty sure I can liquor him up and get him to bend to my will!

Yeah, every time you have a photo of those trees, I get a little pang in my gut.

Midwestern City Boy said...

So have you ever hidden anything in your coochie? I'm starting to wonder.

mace said...

How the hell does a guy tuck his penis into his nutsack? Either my penis is too big or my nutsack is too small, but I don't see that possible.

bekah said...

I've never seen a man tuck his penis into his nutsack, and I'm deathly afraid of googling for that image...

Chickie said...

Midwestern City Boy - I put a cherry lifesaver in there once. I got a yeast infection. That's when I decided that my coochie was it's own little ecosystem and I didn't need to be trying to make it interesting.

Mace - Maybe I phrased that wrong - I don't think it's tucked in the nutsack but kind of turned in on itself? I'm not sure. I saw it done once and Sweety won't do it so I can examine it closely.

Bekah - I spent an hour googling and couldn't find exactly what I wanted. Stupid internet.

themom said...

Laughing so hard - I can't think of anything to say!

moooooog35 said...

I've never done the penis-in-the-nutsack, thing...but I HAVE done the nutsack-in-the-penis.

I pee like a firehose.

Regal said...

You really crack me up :)

Patti said...

Yes you are definitely creeping me out with talk of Chi Chi's coochie and m&ms!

Chickie said...

TheMom & Regal - At least you aren't horrified! :)

Moooooog35 - Like a firehose? I'd hate to have to clean your bathroom.

Patti - Trust me, if you lived with her and could see the Giant Coochie - you'd be captivated like it also!