I'm going to share a couple of things that I think about. These might be considered weird things to wonder about but I think that we all think about strange things but not everyone talks about them.Have you ever seen a guy do that trick with his penis where he tucks it all in his nutsack and it looks kind of like a giant bellybutton? I wonder how many large marshmallows you could poke in there once the weenie is turned inside-out? I'm going to have to get Sweety drunk and conduct a science experiment.
I know that I've mentioned that Chi Chi has a giant coochie. I can't help but sometimes wonder what could be crammed in there. (gently and with lubrication, of course) I'm thinking she could take at least 3 chocolate M&M's with no problem. Maybe one of the peanut kind.
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You know, often WEIRD things have crossed my mind. I thought about dotting all of the i's in my name with hearts. Then I realized that my name has no i's in it.
Then I wondered WTF was up with my ipod. It had no sound, and I had turned it off and on, even reset it. Then I realized that I hadn't plugged in my headphones.
BUT..I have NEVER thought about putting candy in crevices that shouldn't have candy in them. Ever.
I do believe you should ask in if there's a bed available in Britney Spears' room?
;) Love ya
Scanjolina - I can't help it. I like to hide things. I'm always wondering what I could stash in any available space.
LOL, LOL, LOL..Just how often do you contmplate these two things?
And does Chi Chi or Sweety have a cjoice here?? LOL!
BTW: Those trees make me feel lonely, too, Chickie. I think it is one of the things I just love about them....Just looking at them creates so much emotion!
Lady of the Hills - Chi Chi doesn't have a choice but my curiosity will not overwhelm my sense of not being cruel to animals. Sweety does have a choice but I'm pretty sure I can liquor him up and get him to bend to my will!
Yeah, every time you have a photo of those trees, I get a little pang in my gut.
So have you ever hidden anything in your coochie? I'm starting to wonder.
Midwestern City Boy - I put a cherry lifesaver in there once. I got a yeast infection. That's when I decided that my coochie was it's own little ecosystem and I didn't need to be trying to make it interesting.
Mace - Maybe I phrased that wrong - I don't think it's tucked in the nutsack but kind of turned in on itself? I'm not sure. I saw it done once and Sweety won't do it so I can examine it closely.
Bekah - I spent an hour googling and couldn't find exactly what I wanted. Stupid internet.
Laughing so hard - I can't think of anything to say!
You really crack me up :)
Yes you are definitely creeping me out with talk of Chi Chi's coochie and m&ms!
TheMom & Regal - At least you aren't horrified! :)
Moooooog35 - Like a firehose? I'd hate to have to clean your bathroom.
Patti - Trust me, if you lived with her and could see the Giant Coochie - you'd be captivated like it also!
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