A Day Late And A Dollar Short

This was supposed to go up on Thursday in honor of three years of Half Nekkidness but I ended up getting home after midnight that day so you get it today. Lucky you.


Sweety is out of pocket til tomorrow evening so it's just me and the boys until then. LittleBrother(11) has a baseball game in a bit and I'd rather cut of my pinky toe than go. It's too freaking hot and the game promises to be brutal. LB doesn't want to go either and offered to stay at home and play rummy with me for 2 hours if we skipped the game. He certainly knows my weak spot but I told him we must go. He only has one more game after this one before the season is over.

One of my friends and her kids are coming over tonight and I've tried to tidy the house. I'll just keep the lights low and maybe she won't notice the dust or stray dog hair tumbleweeds. I've washed the stinking dogs and that is half the battle to a clean house.

You wanna see crazy? My twenty pounds of bath bombs arrived Thursday. As I petted them and cackled with glee, Sweety asked me if I realized that I have a problem. Of course I do. But I won't need to get any more bath bombs for a long time.

The cabinet is still full and I have no idea where I'm going to put these. Going to make room somewhere. I kind of like looking at them on the kitchen counter for now though.

Someone that I find rather attractive told me that she has a girl crush on me. And she likes boys too. We both share oral fixations. This could be interesting. Sweety? Are you picking up what I'm laying down?

I drank a ton wee bit last night and ate 3 bananas while I was doing it. Have you ever had a hangover with that much produce inside of you? I could still taste them this morning.

Ah shit. It's 2 o'clock. I have an hour to finish tidying the house and to get ready for the baseball game.


Kat said...

You could get a big decorative basket and put all the bath bombs in it and leave it out like a display. They are very pretty in the picture as is, a nice basket in the bathroom might look pretty. :)

Chickie said...

Kat - The basket is what I will do! That way I can still look at them without worrying that they'll roll off of something.

AmyD said...

Chickie, will you be offended if I tell you that I have a bad case of bath bomb envy?


heather said...

you need a dispenser
something tall that would attach to the bathroom wall so you could pull a handle and it would just drop into the water...

yea i know...
no such thing..
but still.. lol

Mike said...

Sweety is the luckiest man alive.

Rich | Championable said...

Yeah, you SAY you won't need bath bombs anytime soon, but just you wait, sister. But then, one day, you use double. Then triple.

Then, bath bomb rehab.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

*LMAO at mike's Sweety envy.*

Post a photo of the bomb basket, please!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Happy three years!!

Chickie said...

Amy - Not at all. I would almost be offended if you didn't!

heather - I hope Sweety doesn't read this. He likes to make things.

Mike - Yup.

Rich Championable - Rumor has it, rehab is the place to go to find out where to find the good shit.

And really. I can stop this at any time. (You can't see me sniffing bombs from there though.)

here today, gone tomorrow - The basket will get its very own post! Now, I have to figure out how to arrange them in there.

The Phosgene Kid - Huh? Is this related to eating 3 bananas?

Chickie said...

The Phosgene Kid - Geez, nevermind. I get it now! I seem to have misplaced my mind tonight.

Monogram Queen said...

Ooh you naughty girl!

I am salivating over the bath bombs. We still talk about the monkey farts! I've got to get her some more maybe for her birthday or maybe just because.........

Chickie said...

Monogram Queen - Upon further review, I don't know how naughty I will be. I'm afraid that Sweety would pester the shit out of me afterwards.

Monkey Farts was made for "just because" days!