6/13/08

Lazy, Lazy, Lazy.

The niece and I have been having a large time. Yesterday, we putt-putted our asses off in the heat and then had a late lunch at a Korean restaurant. Then we came home and took a nap! (Ha! I can talk her into napping with me!) Sweety had to go back to work that night and we tagged along and had a late supper at Waffle House. Today's been a lazy day. We goofed around at the mall and had lunch at a Chinese buffet. (And another nap!) One thing that's really nice about running around with Sylvie(9) is that she loves Asian food so I can have it without having to sit in the restaurant alone.

Meet Buddy.

Buddy

He is Sylvie's dog and I want to keep him. He is the best.dog.ever. He fetches! He sleeps in a crate! He runs into the crate when you say, "Go to bed." and he doesn't cry all night long!

Sweety and I hatched a plan...

Yesterday? While Sylvie an I were running around? We were going to hide Buddy at Sweety's sister's house and Sweety was going to come home and dig a hole in the backyard and refill it and tell Sylvie that Buddy got hit by a car and his body was so mangled that he had to be buried immediately. Then, when she leaves - he will be all ours! Mwahahahahaha! But I decided that I like Sylvie too much to traumatize her like that. I've been trying to talk my sister into giving him to us but haven't had any luck so far.

Hey, check this out. Sylvie does this weird thing with her arm. Double-jointed? It creeps me out.

25 comments:

Mike said...

So is that why she has that brace on her other arm?

Nice plan for dog stealing. I must remember that if I meet a dog I want to steal.

Joey Polanski said...

Oh, thats a CHEW TOY on th floor to Buddys right!

I thougt hed lost a friggin leg there.

Hey, you couda used that in sellin th hit-by-a-car story!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Ever need someone to go to the Oriental restaurant with you give me a holler. I can't get enough of that stuff.

Thomas said...

stealing a little girl's dog will you into hell a lot faster than anything else.

TV

mace said...

Is that dog a schnauzer? It looks and sounds a lot like our dog. Ours is a schnoodle. Half schnauzer, half poodle. You can see our dog at http://kingslie.com. Yeah, I made a website for my dog. I am a dork.

SagaciousHillbilly said...

I can do that. I can also hold my hand on the table and rotate my entire arm 180° +.
I've never known anyone else who could. . . not sure how I discovered that I could.

Regal said...

Sylvie is definitely related to you!
LOVE BUDDY!

Midwestern City Boy said...

He is adorable. How well does he get along with Tiny and Stinky? I don't think it be right to keep him. Sylvie is too much like you. She'd find out eventually. Then you have to look under cars and around corners wherever you went.

Ginamonster said...

She's hyper-flexible.

I am all over the asian food. Can't get enough. Except Korean BBQ. I got REALLY sick on it once and can't bear to try it again.

themom said...

I thought the dog had it's own cheerleading Pom-Poms, then I realized it was a chew toy!! Sick, demented, twisted thoughts you have my dear - guess that's why I like you.

The Phosgene Kid said...

The waffle house?? Crap, I love the waffle house!!!

Jen said...

You are evil! :)

Sara Sue said...

Can you just imagine the things that kid will do with that arm once she starts doing shots of tequila???

Shover Robot said...

Cute dog!

Nice to meet you buddy, thats my dogs name too.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Buddy does look adorable! You and Sweety have a diabolical side, don't you? LOL! Poor Sylvie would be devistated forever!!!
Isn't that great that he likes Asian Food so much?
That thing that she can do with her arm and her hand is Amazing! Double jointed, INDEED! I wonder if she is double jointed anywhere else?

The Phosgene Kid said...

Ain't no one don't love no dogs!!

The Phosgene Kid said...

Where u @???

here today, gone tomorrow said...

That video makes me a little queasy.

Monogram Queen said...

I love you and Sweety - oh yes I do!
I can't watch the video, I get weirded out over stuff like that!
I had the BEST Thai food twice while at the Beach. Name was 'Thai By The Sea'. OMG it was awesome but i'm the only one who will eat it at my house and we really don't have any good places anymore in Florence :(

Mybrid said...

My boss can twist his arm like that.

I have a double-jointed thumb and freak people out when I fold it twice and it looks broken.

The Phosgene Kid said...

You guys underwater????

themom said...

Are we all going to have to take up a collection to pay Chickie's ransom????? Beginning to wonder about that girl!

Chickie said...

Mike - She got a hairline fracture in the other wrist when her mom kicked a soccer ball to her and she tried to block it. I guess my sister really knocked the beans out of the ball.

Mace - He's 1/2 mini Schnauzer and 1/2 regular size Schnauzer. You're not a dork. My dog POSTS here!

Malia said...

Cute pup! I want a dog that's good!

Malia

Chickie said...

Malia - Sometimes I wish that Tiny Dog would play like Buddy does. But she's a good dog.