8/12/08

It's Good To Be Clean

Let's say your wife meets someone on the internet and really likes them. Wants to be their friend because they have cool dogs. And she goes on vacation to meet internet friend and the first night they are alone - they hot tub together. Naked as the day is long.

Would this bug you?

It really bugged the shit out of Sweety last year. This year, we took photos to demonstrate just how large the tub is. It's not like we were even touching in there.

Tub Pose

Tub Fall

In that second photo, she's in an odd position because she fell in the tub when running to get back in after pushing the camera button. (That is also why we were cackling.) The tub was so big that we didn't even touch when she slid in like a race car into the pit.

You know what can really give a bubble bath a somber tone? When you look over at your tubmate and see that they are crying uncontrollably during the last part of the movie Titanic. I didn't want to openly gawk at her sobs so I peeked at her in the mirrors instead. I cry at movies. Little leaking tears. With Bekah, it was like she'd just fallen down and scraped both of her knees and both elbows.

We had a large time. Friday night we planted ourselves at the bar after drinking lots of rum in our room. That was the night that I helped Bekah have her first earplug experience. We put them in and then couldn't hear each other talk so we twittered and texted each other until we went to sleep. She decided that earplugs weren't for her because she didn't like the sound of her heartbeat. That sound reassures me that I'm still alive and makes it easier to fall asleep.

On Saturday night, we stayed in our room and played cards while drinking lots of rum. (Um, if I remember correctly, I let her win.) Right after we got in the tub that night, our phone started to ring but stopped by the time I got to it. Then, someone from the front desk came to our room to tell us that they'd gotten complaints that we were too loud. I really don't think we were that loud. I think the jacuzzi jets were too loud at that time of night. Or morning. Whatever.

I simply adore her and can't wait to do it again next year!

20 comments:

Midwestern City Boy said...

It wouldn't bother me. It's not like you're making out or anything. And, even if you were, that would be kinda cool. I'd only be upset of it was a guy; but I'd be cool if it was my wife and another couple.

Sara Sue said...

And a good time was had by all! (Except the other people in the hotel) Great shots!

Monogram Queen said...

I can't imagine you not having a good time Chickie!

Chickie said...

Midwestern City Boy - I told Sweety that it was okay to be naked as long as we weren't touching or ogling each other. He's still not crazy about it. He's afraid I'm going to leave him for someone I meet on the internet.

Sara Sue - I think the other hotel goers were just jealous :) Bekah does take good photos!

Monogram Queen - I try to maintain one. Especially if I have time to plan for it!

Becky said...

Hmpf. I'm jealous. Nah, I wouldn't be nearly as fun as Bekah, I'm sure. We do have similar names, though...I'm just sayin'...

Hey...I could fit right in between you two in the tub, though! Just no naked touching, though. Then again, I kissed a girl, and I liked it! (Not really, but that was a good place to say that!)

Can't say I've ever been naked in a tub watching Titanic, but dang if it doesn't sound fun!

bekah said...

THAT MOVIE IS SAD, GOD DAMMIT!

bekah said...

Also, I had a shit ton of completely innocent fun and can't wait to do it again next year. At the new, better location!!!!

AmyD said...

Sweety was probably just pissed that he wasn't there and that it wasn't as naughty as he had hoped.

Bwahahaha!

Regal said...

THAT is an awesome bathroom! Hell no, wouldn't bother me.

mace said...

I wish I was a fly on the wall in that bathroom. ;)

Mike said...

Looks and sounds like you two had fun. All but that whole crying thing.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Let me see if I've got this straight.

Photos of two attractive naked chicks in a hot tub, one of which is his lovely wife?

And he has a problem with this? Hmmmm...

But, he does have a LOT of credit built up, no? (Driving over bubble wrap, remember?)

themom said...

Life is short - I say go for it!! Enjoy the hell out of life! It's the "stick-in-the-mud's" that become envious.

The Phosgene Kid said...

As long as all the bubbles are only coming from the tub.

Joey Polanski said...

Itd bug me.

I mean -- HECK! -- You took PITCHRS! And you AINT EVN TOUCHIN IN THERE!

Osbasso said...

I'll bet you're sliding your hand over there under the bubbles, aren't you? Especially that second one...

Actually, I thought there was a third person's hand reflecting in the mirror, until I realized it was your foot!

Amorous Rocker said...

That tub looks awesome! Looks like fun too, hehe. My guy wouldn't mind such a thing as long as he got to see pictures. =) Happy HNT!

Chickie said...

bekah - It is very sad. I am not disputing that. And it’s nice that you cry while watching it. For every kind person like you - there is one of me to keep things balanced in the universe!

I am so looking forward to the new location!

AmyD - Your theory may be right!

Regal - It makes me want a t.v. in view of my tub.

mace - No, we would have squashed you. No bugs allowed! :)

Mike - The crying thing was interesting to watch. I could gauge where we were in the movie by watching her. And it was nice blog fodder. That’s hard to come by.

here today, gone tomorrow - Ugh, I know he has tons of credibility...the bubble wrap...sucking pool water out of a dead dog...he’s just too damn good! Generally.

The Phosgene Kid - Well, yes! We are ladies after all!

Joey Polanski - I’m just trying to keep the blog from being x rated. I don’t want google to shut me down!

Osbasso - I am not a sneaky groper. If I’m coming at you - everyone will probably see it!

Amorous Rocker - It was a great time! Happy HNT!

Daniel said...

man, that looks like a whole lotta fun.

sorry, I missed it. :P

Chickie said...

Daniel - You probably would have been turned off by the squealing when we got into the too hot water. Count yourself lucky for missing it!