10/27/05

Happy HNT!

Happy Halloween Disturbing, huh?

Can you believe that Sweety got an erection taking this photo? BB would faint if he knew what I wore his mask with.

One of the downsides to my new schedule is that I won't be able to go to his company Christmas party in Atlanta this year. This is the one time of the year that I get to go to nudie bar and pet boobies so I was quite disappointed. Then I remembered some chick that was sitting at our dinner table last year during the company dinner was rubbing Sweety's leg and I was trying to decide if I should quit my job so I could go to the party but it seems that she has been fired. Boo freaking hoo. I hope she has to turn to hooking to keep herself fed. I didn't know she was rubbing on Sweety til after we left Atlanta because he knew I'd come across the table and poke her eyes out with my thumbs. I asked him when during dinner was this happening and he said it was right before he scooched his chair way over so he was sitting all up on me. Smart man.

And would you take a look at what Tiny dog has done to my favorite pair of shoes? She sure does love her some shoelaces. I'm going to start a trend; soon, everyone will want shoelaces that look like little paintbrushes on the end.



I got sex TWICE today! Yay me! I'm all effed out now. Must get some sleep.

49 comments:

lecram sinun said...

Reminds me of someone I use to date. LOL! Cheers and happy HNT!

BTExpress said...

LOL! May I ask, did your Sweety ask you to wear the mask during one of your uh, sessions? I know I would have, but then again, I'm a perv. ;-)

Chickie said...

lecram sinun - Wow, you have live an interesting life!

btexpress - He actually asked but I told him that was just to out there for even me. Maybe for his birthday...

Chuck said...

Okay, let me just say...I can see why ur man would get an erection. That is if he wasn't looking at the mask. The body is way hot...the mask is ever so disturbing! Yay you for the twice lovin today...I only got it once, but I did go to a strip club last night and was there into the early hours of Wednesday, so if you count the "lovin" the stripers were sending my way thanks to my cash I reckon you could say I got it like 12 times!

littlefeet said...

lol...great pic...

peace...

sCruuw said...

Glad someone is getting it..hehe Happy HNT!

Sasha said...

eeeeeek, another mask!

i'll just focus on that body instead...happy hnt!

Osbasso said...

Disturbing only covers part of the emotions here. Though i seem to remember dating a girl that I wish would have worn the mask....

Furzl said...

Great Pic. It is strangely appealing. lol

Happy HNT all

mace said...

Well, I got a little erection reading that post if you really want to know.

Benjamin said...

nice pic, but boy does it bring back memories.
worst. prom. ever.
happy HNT!

EverlastingKnowItAll said...

Sweet mask, happy HNT!

Romeo Jensen said...

wow... you got sex twice today??
damn! you go girl

Happy HNT gorgeous
Romey
*muahs*

Chickie said...

chuck - But he wanted me to keep the mask on for relations - I felt my coochie get all cobwebby when he mentioned that. You went to a strip club? You lucky dog...

monkey - Thanks!

scruuw - You and me both - Happy HNT!

mace - How very odd... Men are just wired differently than women. If he came at me with a jar of marshmallow fluff in one hand and his dick in the other and this mask on - I'd crawl under the bed. Glad you like it though!

sasha - I didn't meant to make you scream :) Happy HNT to you too!

obasso - She must've looked like she got smacked with a shovel if this mask is preferable. I've had to hide it cause it just creeps me out too much.

furzl - Thank you! I'll take strangely appealing any day!

benjamin - I can only imagine the story about your worst prom ever. Happy HNT!

everlastingknowitall - Thanks! Happy HNT!

romeo jensen - Two is my new favorite number! Happy HNT!

Zube Girl said...

You are a RIOT! I hope she has to turn to hooking, too.

Chickie said...

zube girl - Don't mess with my Sweety, I'll curse you to a life of hooking!

him said...

wow what a hottie!! :) that is a fun picture, you are a riot!

awaterpixie said...

OMG... it actually made my heart jump! LOL Happy Halloween and Happy HNT!

bekah said...

A few thoughts...

1. Were you smiling under the mask?

2. His company Christmas party is AT A NUDIE BAR? Damn, I'm so not working for the right people.

3. And you never know when a tiny paintbrush will come in handy. Like, all those times you run across a nearly-finished oil on canvas and you need to touch it up a bit. I bet you'll actually THANK Tiny dog/Oy/bitch for it.

Chickie said...

him - He actually flinched when I popped out wearing it. Hee hee hee.

awaterpixie - Happy Halloween and HNT to you too!

bekah - 1. I was laughing my ass off under the mask. It was hard to keep my belly sucked in.

2. Not really THERE but it is traditional to go on Friday night. I like Atlanta. They don't have to cover the nips there!

3. Gee, maybe you're right. Would you like to mail me some of your shoes so we can make some tiny paintbrushes in case you have an emergency?

MollyNormal said...

The mask is a bit disturbing but I love the dress!! Good color for you!

ty bluesmith said...

i can see why he got an erection. dayummm

Big Dipper said...

I scrolled the facemask off the screen and then I got an erection... call me over-sensitive if you want :)

Happy HNT

barefoot_mistress said...

That IS scary...Happy Halloween HNT to you!

Red said...

Love it! Happy HNT!

~Lil Nance ;> said...

LMAO!!! Greatness!! Happy Halloween HNT!!

Opaco said...

Happy HNT, great photo, love it.

Queen of Ass said...

LOL NICE SHOT!

Love the dress. And what you've done with your makeup. Hee!

Happy HNT!

Chickie said...

mollynormal - The dress is really my favorite nightie. I got it at Victoria's Secret 2 Christmases ago. I love it! I want to wear it out of the house so everyone can look at it!

tblue & big dipper - It seems that during my dating years I was going about it all wrong. I'll start wearing the mask at home more. I guess it would make him focus on my body.

barefoot mistress, leesa, nancy, opaco - Thanks! Happy HNT to you all!

queen of ass - Makeup? What makeup? :)

Scott & Julia said...

Wow, that is a very disturbing pic! Good thing I didn't see this before going to sleep, I would have had nightmares :) Happy HNT!

Mel said...

LOL! Love it! And you got sex twice today? Lucky girl...

Happy HNT!

Lil Bit said...

Twice? Not in that mask I hope. LOLOL!!!!!!
Happy HNH! =)

SCH said...

Nice outfit. The mask would definitely need to be left off though. Rather disturbing thought there. :) Happy HNT!

bsoholic said...

That rocks!!! Hehehe

Happy HNT!

Queen Of Pink said...

That is so f-ing sexy!! I want to know where you got it and then I'm going out and getting one! The lace up part is to die for!

Great pic, HHNT!!

anaglyph said...

Somehow I think that if I wore a mask like that and asked for sex it would get me committed rather than laid. Ho hum.

anne arkham said...

Great picture!

addict said...

I love the scarey picture...
but the erection story was the best part :)

mdrock said...

Outfreakingstanding! Kinda gave me a chubby too! lol!

Happy HNT!

FunkyB said...

Hell YES that's disturbing! Pretty body, scary-ass mask!
Happy HNT~

Pissy Britches said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I am all efffed out.
You fucking crack me up.
Sex twice..in one day?
Damn.

Midwestern City Boy said...

The photo is cool. You have quite an imagination.

Can't to get to Atlanta some other time? I've been there many times myself and think it a great place to visit.

Michelle said...

How lovely and terrifying.

Happy HNT!

Tammy said...

Great dress!!

Happy HNT!

txsm said...

You are fucking hilarious!!! And can I just say, you are my hero, I mean TWICE...I can't even remember the last time I was that lucky!!!!

Kristi said...

Um, yeah. I can believe it.

Chickie said...

scott & julia - I had to take the mask out of the bedroom before I could go to sleep.

queen of pink - It came from Victoria's Secret. I got it in December of 2003.

anaglyph - I bet somewhere on the planet there is some chick whose heart would pitter-patter at the sight of the mask. She'd probably rip your limbs off during sex though.

pissy britches - He loves to hear me say that I'm all effed out, makes him feel like he has truly accomplished something.

mcb - I guess we could go some other time but during this time the trip is paid for by the company.

txsm - He got lucky and just happened to wake me from a wet dream while I was napping!

Thanks to everyone for the comments!

Dirk the Feeble said...

PinK ChucK Taylor's . . . I think I love you.

Chickie said...

armaedes - Aren't the shoes the greatest? I think the chewed laces give them character.