Can you believe that Sweety got an erection taking this photo? BB would faint if he knew what I wore his mask with.
One of the downsides to my new schedule is that I won't be able to go to his company Christmas party in Atlanta this year. This is the one time of the year that I get to go to nudie bar and pet boobies so I was quite disappointed. Then I remembered some chick that was sitting at our dinner table last year during the company dinner was rubbing Sweety's leg and I was trying to decide if I should quit my job so I could go to the party but it seems that she has been fired. Boo freaking hoo. I hope she has to turn to hooking to keep herself fed. I didn't know she was rubbing on Sweety til after we left Atlanta because he knew I'd come across the table and poke her eyes out with my thumbs. I asked him when during dinner was this happening and he said it was right before he scooched his chair way over so he was sitting all up on me. Smart man.
And would you take a look at what Tiny dog has done to my favorite pair of shoes? She sure does love her some shoelaces. I'm going to start a trend; soon, everyone will want shoelaces that look like little paintbrushes on the end.
I got sex TWICE today! Yay me! I'm all effed out now. Must get some sleep.