Hello, people of the world. Tiny Dog here. One, sad, lonesome little Tiny Dog. Mama is on vacation. I hate vacation with a passion that is brighter than eleventy billion suns.
Usually, Mama leaves me and Stinky at home alone and NeighborGirl comes over a few times a day to let us outside. We make the best of a bad situation by throwing parties and raiding the tequila bottle. But not this year. This year we are at Papa's sister's house. (I guess she'd be our aunt?) Aunt has 3 other dogs! Three! And TWO are pit bulls! Friendly but pit bulls nonetheless. I am constantly watching my ass to make sure I still have it.
This is me and Mama the day before she left.
Oh, dear Dog. I miss her.